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Celeb Big Bro Thread 2 - Courtney's audition for the Bucks Fizz tribute act wasn't quite what they were looking for...

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 06/01/2018 21:22

Yes, I know it is a shock to discover CBB celebrities famous for something other than being on other reality shows, but there are some in the house this year! It is a miracle!

Still no shopping lists, decent long-lasting tasks and lack of BB interference but we can't have everything can we?

PWBs - pull up a chair (from your favourite Oak furniture dealer), grab your snacks and get stuck in!

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Only1scoop · 08/01/2018 18:10

Wheel out the Pussy Pop

Crack open the Magnums

BeyondWW · 08/01/2018 18:11

Andrew or John, Janet? Grin
John is a beautiful man. Inside and out from the seems (though I wonder what skeletons he's hiding...?)

Royalfuckup · 08/01/2018 18:11

Andrew managing to level and jolly with Ann makes him a bit of a social genius 😃

RubyJack · 08/01/2018 18:11

Thanks Scoop,just in and hungry and thirsty

RubyJack · 08/01/2018 18:12

Going not foing

BelligerentGardenPixies · 08/01/2018 18:16

I have no doubt Ann is not easy to live with but I find her a fascinating character. To be of her generation and to have lived such as independent life, immersed in "a man's world" but not in relation to a man is reasonably unique, I would have thought.

Whatever you think of her personal politics (and mine are pretty much diametrically opposed to hers), she is a smasher of gender stereotypes, if nothing else.

I'm really liking Malika. She's sharp, much more than her "Valley Gurl", insta-fame persona would have you think and she's refreshingly straight talking. There's no doubt she will stand up to IW, she won't be able to help herself but I just worry a bit that she could get thrown to the genderist wolves by the program. She is female, young, black and a foreigner - prime candidate for a scapegoat.

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 08/01/2018 18:20

I bet he'll make a beautiful drag queen

He looks amazing (saw clip on Twitter) Makes me wonder why more men don't wear make up (although not as extreme as that obvs)

JanetStWalker · 08/01/2018 18:21

John is a beautiful man. Inside and out from the seems (though I wonder what skeletons he's hiding...?)

He was completely sexually incontinent during his first marriage (not with me sadly Wink), I suppose it came with the territory of being a footballer. He does appear to be a reformed character now, still has a twinkle in his eye though.

I had no idea who Andrew was, had to google although I was still none the wiser Grin

mirialis · 08/01/2018 18:23

Andrew annoyed me on the apprentice (they all did though) but so far agree that his interactions with Ann are good. Never thought I'd say it (didn't watch her on strictly) but am agreeing with others here who totally disagree with her politics but really respect her ability to say what she believes in a reasoned manner and not be goady or be goaded - Courtney very good on that score too, and yes to Malika - never heard of her before.

Dapper and Love Island blokes... no.

toldmywrath · 08/01/2018 18:24

Anne. Am I allowed to remain here ? I am not a posh whore bitch. What a great insult though!

How did you know that the poster had a dirty foot fetish? I'm intrigued.
Perhaps I could hook up with them after I've walked my dog in the wet woods. Grin

QueenLaBeefah · 08/01/2018 18:26

I thought it was brilliant when Wayne fell asleep when Dapper did his "comedy" routine. Wish I could fall asleep like that when someone is pissing me off.

BatShite · 08/01/2018 18:27

More of the India drag thing

Daniel has absolutely the right response to the bullshit at the end. Just walk away and say you can't be arsed. Do not give any attention to the narcissist

BatShite · 08/01/2018 18:28

Sorry, Andrew has the right response, not Daniel Grin Still getting used to names.

JanetStWalker · 08/01/2018 18:29

Oh, forgot to say that 'Posh Whore Bitch' is fabulously Patsy and Eddy, I'd be absolutely thrilled to be called that! Grin

toldmywrath · 08/01/2018 18:29

I really enjoyed the debate between Ann and Shane. They have great communication skills and get their views across in a very reasoned manner.
RJ is heading for a fall. She's really trying to stir things up. I don't like her.

BatShite · 08/01/2018 18:30

I bet Andrews response is how most blokes would respond to this 'they dont see me as a woman, boohoo' crap. The others would probably have the same response if not being filmed. I know no blokes I know (besides right on leftie virtue signallers who are fairly misogynistic) have that kind of response to this kind of thing. Blokes do not beat around the bush trying not to upset people, speaking broadly.

toldmywrath · 08/01/2018 18:32

I loved Wayne falling asleep, too. Exactly the right response to that dreadful Daniel. What a nasty man he is.

toldmywrath · 08/01/2018 18:35

My favourite Ann W comment, when she was an MP, was made in reference to Michael Howard. " He has something of the night about him" Now that is a great remark.

PositivelyPERF · 08/01/2018 18:37

Shock Batshit It's really all about India, isn't it? I wish he would just get over himself. The talking out loud is purely for the viewers and sounds so false. Trying to act the victim at every turn.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 08/01/2018 18:37

Royal, Told, Janet - and everyone else - you are all PWBs now!

told - I seem to remember (it was years and years ago) that the troll kept talking about dirty toes. How charming! I've managed to successfully block a lot of it out with judicious use of mind bleach.

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QueenLaBeefah · 08/01/2018 18:38

I agree that most men (NAMALT) don't have much patience with drama llamas and would just walk away from the situation.

FrustratedTeddyLamp · 08/01/2018 18:40

Although i feel theres too nuch IW debate its awesome having an active bb thread and a decent cbb again!

AnneEyhtMeyer · 08/01/2018 18:40

I love that comment too told - didn't realise it was Ann W! I use it about a lot of people in real life.

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PositivelyPERF · 08/01/2018 18:46

I don't like RJ either. I think she's really trying to stir things for Ann. Ann has remained dignified throughout. I never thought I'd be defending someone with such dramatically opposing views, to mine.

Regarding the age of consent, I really don't think she was trying to say gay people should have less rights, but was trying, in her naivety to protect young gay men, as she felt that young straight people were at risk of being taken advantage of by othet straight people by being 'permitted' to have sex at 16. She did state that 16 was too young for straight people to have sex. She would raise the age of consent for everyone if she could. I don't agree with her, but I think her heart was in the right place.

FannyWisdom · 08/01/2018 18:52

I'm ready.
in the bath soaking my piles and smoking a joint

Looking forward to tonight, and BOTS I'm in the mood for a new bedside table.

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