Celeb Big Bro Thread 2 - Courtney's audition for the Bucks Fizz tribute act wasn't quite what they were looking for...

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Yes, I know it is a shock to discover CBB celebrities famous for something other than being on other reality shows, but there are some in the house this year! It is a miracle!

Still no shopping lists, decent long-lasting tasks and lack of BB interference but we can't have everything can we?

PWBs - pull up a chair (from your favourite Oak furniture dealer), grab your snacks and get stuck in!

Thanks Cecily will read it now.

I've seen through Rachel Johnson, you can see her weighing up what will draw Ann W into a conflicting argument.

I am voting India out asap!

told the BB threads have been going about as long as the Doctors ones!

I'd like Dapper to go first.

If India goes first it will just confirm her victimhood and not because she is a dick.

It will be interesting to see who is up for eviction. I would like Dapper out too, and if it is vote to save I can't imagine who would vote for him.

I've seen through Rachel Johnson, you can see her weighing up what will draw Ann W into a conflicting argument.

Rachel has a lot in common with her brother. Both will say whatever they think all get them the furthest, in my experience.

That was a very interesting read Cecily I am horrified.
I agree that IW must not be first out. Let IW keep digging IWself.
I was finding myself, naively, feeling a bit sorry for IW but after reading that IW can go to hell.

Uurrrrggh, I’ve just listened to the interview on women’s hour with Jenni Murray. How fucking dare a bloke who’s been acting at “being a woman” for five minutes tell us how to behave and act and what to wear? He was fucking rude to a very restrained Jenni Murray. What an obnoxious person, I bet his ex wife has some interesting stories to tell....

To me Ann comes across as possibly having aspergers.

India reminds me of a 12 year old. All hormonal tantrums, low insight, poor critical thinking skills and refusal to acknowledge other people's points of view. She's so totally at odds with the other women because she's only playing a part and she's only has experience of being nominally accepted for two years. Her boob moisturizing was pitiful, like what teenage blokes imagine goes on in women's changing rooms. I cringed.

Her tantrum when Ginuwine didn't fancy her reminded me so much of a pubescent strop, it was striking. She comes across very much like a moody self obsessed teenager.

I love Malika. I love Kourtney.

I'm looking forward to Shane Lynch, Wayne, John Barnes.

I already like Jess and Amanda.

Like:
Amanda
John
Shane L
Wayne
Courtney
malika

Indifferent:
Rachel
Ashley
Andrew
Jess
Genuine

Dislike:
India
Ann
Johnny
Dapper

May have left someone out

Does anyone else hope that when it comes to votes that

Courtney/Shane is called Courtney rather than Shane?

Even though it depends which character is being talked about, I get that, but I worry that we think of her as Courtney and/or Shane

But votes could be muddled between the 2 Shanes

But if we vote for Courtney even if on voting day it is Shane

I am not explaining it well but mean #courtney is on Twitter etc

Who is Andrew? I can't remember one called Andrew.

She's so totally at odds with the other women because she's only playing a part and she's only has experience of being nominally accepted for two years. Her boob moisturizing was pitiful, like what teenage blokes imagine goes on in women's changing rooms. I cringed.

Completely agree. I have never felt the need to do such things - does this mean I am NOT a woman. Pathetic.

I just watched last night's programme and am slightly incredulous at just how gratuitously unpleasant India is, especially to Ann. Making faces behind her back, describing her as having a face like a 'bag of spanners'. Unbelievable.

I loved when Malika said 'we are living with a victim'. So very true! Is India capable of anything resembling conversation? From what I have seen to date ( I have not watched every night) the answer is No.

And it's okay for India to be uncomfortable with drag queens but everyone else MUST be comfortable with India. There are not enough eye rolls.

I do hope that the producers don't mess with the nomination process or otherwise interfere so that IW gets immunity.

Most of the others will surely nominate her. She will then go into a massive strop and accuse them all of being transphobic.

Nope, just Indiaphobic.

Do people actually moisturise their breasts? It's not a part of the body I find gets particularly dry?

Andrew is the pretty one who seems quite nice - from the apprentice

He reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on who...?

“Uurrrrggh, I’ve just listened to the interview on women’s hour with Jenni Murray. How fucking dare a bloke who’s been acting at “being a woman” for five minutes tell us how to behave and act and what to wear? He was fucking rude to a very restrained Jenni Murray. What an obnoxious person, I bet his ex wife has some interesting stories to tell..“

That was nothing to the hate JM received afterwards for the interview and especially for the article she wrote.

I would be interested to hear Anne's view on Mick Philpot.
Her politics are against mine but I thought she had some epiphany with Philpot.

I'm Very Disappointed with Rachel.
We know she is a journo but why go low and try to trap Ann?
She could be delving into Maggie's story or even the hot potato of India but no, just stick with easy stuff.

Oh thanks Beyond, I remember him now.

I never cope very well with a full house - I like it once it is down to about 10.

@betgilroy , Maggie! It took me a minute to work out who was missing

Andrew is the one with earrings and great teeth

Iirc he is the plonker on the picking up poo episode who swore at client at wedding venue

I don't like slimy Rachel

Hopefully Courtney/Shane will say something as she said before going in that she had seen what Rachel was doing to Ann

I am now caught up.
Did India really, really, really not realise that people would never him as a woman? Did know one, friends, counsellors, surgeons, a grasp on reality point this out to him? It seems almost cruel how utterly deluded he seemed to be. And the boob massaging, I was just really struck by how absolutely male he looks - the less clothes he wears the more obviously male he is, but he just doesn't seem to realise this. He seems to just exist in his own little self deluded bubble.

On the one hand, I am fascinated to see how this goes, on the other hand it feels like watching a car crash, and I suspect the experience of not being validated at every turn is going o be bad for his mental health. Im actually beginning to pity them.