Piper's not actually going to die, is she? Before she screamed for him I thought maybe she was risking her life as a huge distraction knowing that the police would divert all available resources to rescuing her, thus allowing Tyler to escape. I'm so glad he didn't fall - I thought that was the direction the story was heading after the trailer. A fall like that would've messed with his pretty face!
YY to the glass tension. It really got to me!
The scene with Paige & Jack bothered me. Gabe allegedly just shouted "dadda" once but when they got up there he looked like he'd been properly crying & had a bottle. I know he's big for his age... but he's a little young yet to be getting himself a bottle to drown his sorrows! Then after cooing at him briefly his parents start making out right next to his cot then, presumably, proceed to have sex about a metre away from him while he's still awake.
Am hoiking my judgy pants...
How long until Mark is proposing to someone else? Back with Steph? Or Ellie? Or someone different, for a change - Sheila? Maybe Izzy if she's sticking around? Or Susan if Karl runs off with Izzy again?! I'm predicting that Paige & Jack will continue with their respective relationships/giving each other sideways looks until after Tyler's trial, at which point Mark will be so overwhelmed with Paige's support that he'll rummage through his ring-drawer to find one he's not used yet. He'll propose in front of everyone causing Jack to stare at them, Paige will run out, Jack goes after her followed by Steph & Mark only to see Jack & Paige across the lake in the gazebo thing kissing. Or Paige will be pregnant again & we'll have months of "who's the daddy?" tension to look forward to.
Talking of Izzy, did she say "my" or "your" inheritance? Who's it from? Am guessing Izzy married some ailing old man & convinced him to leave them all his money. Unless Holly isn't Karl's after all?! I can't remember now but surely Susan wouldn't have let Izzy get away with not playing the scrapey-scrapey game?! Libby's a bit old to have fallen for any tricks to fake the DNA...
Any guesses who the random new bloke hiding in plain sight Paul's place is?
The camera angles & lighting were different to a normal episode. Also, the costumes confused me. I didn't recognise half of them - maybe Aussie 90s things? Why was Toadie whinging about there not being enough people? Even without the 5 people who cancelled at the last minute, then uncancelled, there were plenty of random extras milling around to make up the numbers! Aaaand another thing, I can't see Piper wanting to go as Britney & Justin. Were there no famous female politicians or feminists in the 90s?!
I'll stop now. I stayed up late to watch it after DH went to bed - I think the tiredness is getting to me...!