Watching it on catch up.
Love Claudia in bold red lipstick (too much highlighter though). I really don’t get the judges walk on bit. They all look heinous. WTF was Darcy doing?! It looked like a shop mannequin doing a drunken paso 
Davood - just not exciting. His moves were a bit numb for me. It didn’t look sharp.
Mollie - Looked lovely. No idea if it was technically good but she looked comfortable and confident. Ballroom is definitely more her speed.
Simon - HORRIBLE outfits. Slow. Zero swivel. No synchronicity. Time to go home.
Debbie - Bless her with the Paul thing. Some people have been harsh about her appearing to enjoy herself so soon after husband’s death but who are we to judge or deny a grieving person a bit of pleasure? What business is it of ours? As for the rumba, it was a bit clunky for me, but i’m really not keen on it as a genre anyway so maybe I’m biased. The judges loved it but I don’t see it. As for Craig’s pantomime bit... [cringe].
Brian - Like Simon, he’s a total dad dancer but unlike Simon, he appears to love it and give it real personality. So he gets more points for me.
Susan - I love her. Very Stampy but infectious joy.
The boyband one - I fast forwarded, it was boring.
Ruth - Forgot half her steps. Hilariously bad. It looked like they were improvising.
Gemma - Another one I like. Weird ballady Cher song. She looked a bit like she wanted it over though. Not much soul in it.
Joe - I like the campy Paso. I thought he looked great. Loved the choreography too. Fab.
Alexandra - Gorka must be chuffed to bits to have been partnered with her.
Jonnie - He is astonishingly fit. Lol at the smoulder at the camera thing, he had the right camera but dopey whatsherface is pointing him a different one. Love Oti too. They make a good partnership.
HOW did Ruth get the same no of points as Susan? She forgot half her bloody steps?!
I think it’ll be a Ruth Simon dance off.