DOCTORS thread- there's a misery epidemic in Letherbridge- we need a massive dose of WTF- stat!

[Raahh]

I'm at the hospital with dd2, seemed appropriate to start a new thread.

So far , I've experienced horrendous parking, and the coffee machine is broken.

It's not going well.

oh blimey the 'why' stage

Ugh- what was on Zara's car?

Oh gosh. Joe has become annoying. Can the dentist wire his jaw?

Oh, lovely family.

Nice mum

I might just zone out now

She must be pretty desperate.

Where is Rob ? I can't believe that's a police station

The fire place is about 100 years older than the building

Why is this bloke being so horrible to Rob. He has a point. It's the mother who is the problem.

Don't doubt yourself, Zara.

Shak will blow that money in 5 minutes.

But she can leave the house with a tag

Well, she definitely wouldn't have been able to look after her kids from a cell.

Why would he want an ISA when he doesn't pay tax ?
Script is back to being bollocks

red yes she can. During the day. She can even go shopping!

But her face will be known in every pound shop in letherbridge, probably.

Now's the time to ring SS

She has got a choice - oh right - its everyone else's fault

She can even- shock horror- get a job whilst wearing tag.

Tag means she can go out - that's the bloody point, and she could get a job

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Way to miss the bloody point, Daniel.

All the script writing brains must have been used up on yesterday

That money ain't going to last long

Well, I predict it being a week before Shak is skint again. If that.

Yes Raah I think they were

Daniel can be a proper dick sometimes.

Well Rhuma deserves a prize for being the stupidest parent in Leatherbridge. WTF did she expect hi to do with it ?