Strictly 2017 - Nearly Show-Time!

[CaveMum]

The couples have been announced and rehearsals have started. So strap on your dancing shoes, it's time for Strictly 2017 💃🏻🕺🏼

And here we are....salsa to Despacito!

goodness

I think that was in the death slot because it was a horror routine

enjoyed it but went wrong in bits?

They fucked up some of those lifts right

Not enough hip rotation from him I didn't think. And the band absolutely murdered that.

But I did love it

Also a bit of an irrelevant Native American theme?

the band murder everything , sometimes its just more gruesome than others

Neat tricks but not much dancing.

Oh Tess, I'm not sure there's a place anywhere in this world for a sleeveless foot hiding nude jumpsuit

The fuck Bruno?

Ridiculous score. Bah.

Evening.

I was out last week and haven't caught up yet.

I enjoyed Aston's routine, but those scores are high for week 2...

preferred Jake's week two salsa but guess it will make a decent Judge's choice. Has Shirl been told to dumb down/not use technical terms and ruin my drinking game?

Tess's jumpsuit is a small wiggle away from being a camel-hoofed nightmare

I agree GLOW re Jakes Salsa

Loving Susan's facial expressions

nice classic charleston,

Flat footed, stompy, they're gonna say "lots of character, very entertaining".

Can't we fast forward to week 6 and get rid of some of these really average ones?

Stiff of ankle I thought.

I want to like her, but the fact she's not that great + KFG means I don't think I can get on board. I hope she stays til the mid section of the series.

Yeah, it was ok. Looked like she fun, and Shirley definitely did.

You leave Susan alone phallus or I'll send the boys round.

Now here..... Waves!!!! Bottle of pear cider and a raspberry magnum to indulge in!!!!

Wanted that to be good but didn't like it and thought she went from a beautiful dress last week to complete sack this week..

I quite liked Kevin's approach to that dance. He didn't try to upstage Susan at all, to the extent I barely watched hm. I liked the joke at he expense of her height when she walked under his arm.

I do worry for his back though!!

Ooh cider, yes please