Strictly 2017 - Nearly Show-Time!

[CaveMum]

The couples have been announced and rehearsals have started. So strap on your dancing shoes, it's time for Strictly 2017 💃🏻🕺🏼

After starting week one with the tango,
Brian had marks that were quite low
Perhaps on the night
He suffered stage fright -
He's really quite good in a panto!

Gorgeous

Johnny is dancing JIVE on his blade this week cos his foot has no bounce at all

Simon Rimmer, a really good cook
Didn't do his paso quite by the book
Few blokes have been wetter
This week could be better
Oh who am I kidding, will it.....heck

There was a presenter called Tess,
Who liked To look nice and impress
She did her best
And tried not look a mess
And liked to wear a glamouress dress

Dh and I went and saw the gorgeous Ian Waite and Camilla Dall... Last night. Ian was superb, not just a beautiful dancer but really friendly (and has a great body). Camilla was superb. The dances were lovely and camilla's dresses beautiful.

It was a really lovely evening.

Johnny is on last leg channel 4 tonight

Might need a new thread mid-show tonight so hope someone is on stand-by as I'll be watching on a delay and posting after the show!

Evening all, checking in as hoping to watch live tonight!

Hi all.

Tess' outfit a tad lumpy tonight, Claude's boring, Darcey & Shirley both look smashing.

Think Brian will go tonightmorrow.

I'm here too.
Goodness knows whats going on with my bookmark thing though - hope to keep up :)

Evening all. Four year old DS danced to the theme tune. My work here is done. Wish Shirl would dance on. I like Darcey's dress.

You can take Brenda out the 80s but...

Signing in!

Signing in for glitter and sparkle

Love you Shirley. You need to sashay on in the intros though girl.

good dress for her , good music too , just not sure of the foxtrotty bit if that makes sense?

Dunno if there was much foxtrot in there, but I enjoyed that.

Awful foxtrot

I hate that they always have a "fat girl with bags of personality" and they always have this overly bubbly personality that they apply to literally every dance and don't work on the technique or acting the style of the dance

Not keen. Since when does purple go with burgundy. Why Strictly cereal?
Can't you squash your boobs up against Pash to prevent gapping? (wishful thinking with my chest)

ha! sense of timing/musicality is their default for crap (except for Anton with his Well, she looked pretty re Ruth)

Aston in the death slot to try to make it look like he's not such a ringer?

Does anyone else wish that Tess would be involved in a quick, relatively painless accident which ultimately leaves her unable to present this show and she has to go off to an island and live out the rest of her days in quiet, strictly-free bliss?

death slot

Agreed.