Doctor foster

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Dr Foster is back on Tuesday

I vaguely remember this. Can someone jog my memory please? Also how did it end ?

sinister glad you agree with me, all these intellectually superior T.V. critics! We are all aware it is far fetched you know.

Don't watch it if you think it's crap and stop going on about it.

Leave us who like it to watch and post in peace!

And you're right, I have spotted a fair few who said last week 'I'm never watching again' who are back this week.

Don't watch it if you think it's crap and stop going on about it.

Oh please stop getting your knickers in a knot! People can slag the show off I they want.

squoosh my knickers are in a knot! I'll unknot them.

Good woman!

Desperately seeking spoilers. But the cast are very tight lipped. Don't worry if I find any I won't post them. I really wish the BBC released the entire series on iplayer for impatent people like myself.

CatastropheKate You actual genius

Ooh Bananas! Do you know him?

Ooh, I like that theory Catastrophe!
I was going to add that it would be a little far fetched though, but on reflection it would probably be the least far fetched thing about the whole programme!

Also love the Simon as Sian's son idea. Maybe she moved to Parminster to get revenge on him too!

It's absolute tosh. Definitely leapt into so bad its good territory.

I read that Suranne had just had a baby before they started filming this, so maybe not feeling super confident about her body
She looks amazing, wish my body looked like that post kids or indeed pre kids

James is blatantly a wrong un. Anyone remotely sane would have run a mile from Gemma.

I wasn't going to watch anymore but this thread has made me lol so much I've changed my mind.
Have my checklist of things to look out for: bra, weird nude shoes, Simon's mouth.
Didn't Neil get chucked down the stairs in Casualty by his abused and thumped nurse girlfriend? Or is that another insufferably smug posho?

The show is missing a man you'd crawl over broken glass to shag. They're all a bit 'oh he'd do at a push'. But I suppose it's meant to look suburban and realistic.

Bertie carvel is less attractive in this one.

"some twat" made me lol though

'He's really not so judge all you like grin'

We need more details Bananas, start spilling.....

'The show is missing a man you'd crawl over broken glass to shag'

I agree squoosh. They should have cast Cumberbatch as Simon. You know it makes sense . Mind you, I wouldn't need much persuading to, ahem, get on board with Neil cheating scumbag though

Sorry Lotta I just can't see the attraction of Cumberbatch.

Its ok holly, nor can squoosh He's human Marmite - you either think he's the best thing ever and can't get enough, or he slightly turns your stomach

tosh tosh tosh :)

wth is all the hugely dramatic music all about? it reaches a massive crescendo and............she takes a sip of wine?????

I totally think Simon is the father of Sian's child.

Some of these theories are so good that they almost feel like spoilers: if Sian's son is, indeed, Simon's sin (which would never have occurred to me) there won't be the huge surprise now.

So I hope you're all wrong

*Simon's son, even.

I don't know what the fuck people are seeing in the teacher: he's a complete dweeb. And the sex scene as seen from above was odd; he was lying on his back limbs akimbo looking like he'd fallen from a bedroom window and broken his leg. AND when Simon does the mouth thing he looks like old man Steptoe.

Simon's had a shave.

Looking like he'd fallen from a bedroom window and broken his leg

I thought that too! His bent leg kind of wobbling around like he'd fallen over on a bouncy castle.

Margot thank you. I knew he reminded me of someone.