The X Factor

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Starts tonight 8pm on Itv!
I know it's early to start the thread, but love this time of year and love to watch trash Saturday night tv

Look forward to seeing everyone here later

I think maybe since Louis' ears have slid so far down his head he can't actually hear...

I want to see the awful ones, only watch this to point and mock!

Actually that's not true, I get totally over invested if they're good. Sadly that doesn't happen that often these days....

Where are the rubbish singers ? I'll have to put myself forward so you can all crucify me.

I'm going to sing Little Red Corvette, have a tattoo of "Louis, have my babies" on my arse. My back story will be that I was found in a cupboard and brought up by wolves, but now work in a warehouse and live with my blind nanna. I'm going to have an annoying lip ring and tell Alisha she's my hero.

G'night every one!

Hopefully Louis will come out of the standby mode once they get to Ireland.

See you all next week!

Nice, id vote for you.

Yay, one yes !

Right. Is it just me this season?

They're all planted, aren't they? I haven't heard a great singer so far, yet Simon et al. are all weepy and wet-eyed over singers who need some training - their breathing has been awful, never mind tone and pitch. Gah.

I bloody missed last nights OH was home and point blank refused to have it on!!
I watched Saturday nights yesterday cause there was nothing else on and all I can say is do not watch it without or other alcoholic drink just awful...
I will watch on catch up and read the thread while I do.
I will definitely be here next week

OH and I watch it together to take the piss out of it, I suppose. But it is looking terribly fake this year. I mean, you can suspend disbelief only so far ... when you know the whole thing is set up, rehearsed, planned, choreographed - and that's just the auditions - there's nothing left to parody.