The X Factor

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Starts tonight 8pm on Itv!
I know it's early to start the thread, but love this time of year and love to watch trash Saturday night tv

Look forward to seeing everyone here later

Oh, we will have to disagree there, Anne. Mel B makes me want to murder things. .
But I don't watch BGT , so I've not really experienced Alisha is all her glory.

That was meant to be celebratory!

Woo hoo! Another ad break! Thank goodness, because I hate having my ads interrupted by some singing show.

Playpus I was wracking my brains, thinking Celey was a past contestant. Which on this show, would be plausible.

Yes, I don't like Mel B. There's something behind the eyes. The only Spice girl who I think actually deserved her nickname.

Raahh - Alisha is more annoying that Ruth, 6tl, Rhuma and Cherry combined. Yes, THAT bad.

I periodically pop over to Twitter to see if there's any funny tweets worth stealing. This episode is sooo dull, there's not a thing!

Was a v funny one of that Scouse lad auditioning ten years ago tho!

Bloody hell, Alisha again.

Anne Bloody hell- that's bad.

And now they've dumped Sharon.

Toilet ads make me want to be really ill! I hate them.

That VIP spray stuff is about 6 pounds or something, outrageous.
We're in scotland now. Susan boyle terrority.

Oh, crazy girl's back.

Oh oh, we're in my neck of the woods, bring out the embarrassments to Scotland!

Oh oh, we're in my neck of the woods, bring out the embarrassments to Scotland!

Who is she and why are they hugging?

A hug from Louis - that's going to help.

She's so Orange!

So she has a weight loss sob story. Good thing the hypocrite that is Sharon is not there.

Shame Sharon's not there, she could do some fat shaming.

Sharon didnt go to scotland last year either. ( think im right? )
Very odd, does she come out in a rash or something ?
Whats her problem?

That shiny make-up makes everyone look greasy and dirty. Like they need a good scrub with bleach and zoflora.

The80s - my mum bought me some of that VIPoo spray. I think she is trying to tell me something. I haven't tried it.

No more deep fried Mars bars then?!

Allergic to haggis?

Not Prince..nooo

Purple fucking Rain??????

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!