The X Factor

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Starts tonight 8pm on Itv!
I know it's early to start the thread, but love this time of year and love to watch trash Saturday night tv

Look forward to seeing everyone here later

So apparently they have these hundreds of people auditioning and yet they can barely scrape together a handful of acts for the shows?

Ooh we saw leaf shirt boy celebrating in the trailer yesterday. Something tells me he got through.

Alisha dixon annoys me for no reason at all. It is irrational.
Loud shirt there. Its talking to me.

I just want to watch pp SING!!

Blah blah blah. Just SING already!

why can't people just apply for another blooming job then?

I think the shirt might be more interesting.

Whilst researching that two tone scouser from last night, I read that apparently Simon no longer wants to have joke acts in the show. Serious singers only.

Its called Mexio, after spain. Errr

The reason he wrote that song makes no sense at all!!

He isn't going to sing his own song is he? that might not be good.

The family already have face-t-shirts.

This is fucking terrible!

No no no!

Vodaphone to Butlins in one easy step.

It's not good.

He wants to go...i know a few places he could try.

Those shoes without socks! Is that all the rage now, is it??

Well he is wearing awful white meggings.

And this song is shit. Simon does not look impressed.

And there is a Butlins missing a kids entertainer.

Why is Alisha Dixon there. What happened to Nicole? I've not been paying attention.

I hate Alisha. Everything about her annoys me. I didn't watch Strictly the entire time she was on it.

Would go down well in Benidorm methinks!

Please go to Mexico -and take your eggs and shirt.

I'm sure he has plagiarised several tunes there. It was hardly an original song.

But more original that doing Ed, I suppose.

"It kind of works" - so does a laxative, but don't want that either

4 yes - WTF ??!!

Novelty act.
The face t's are out early.

Oh, just shoot me now