Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

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Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

I'm glad Ulrika gets a second shot.

Actually Im talking about Barney not Nick.

Hmmmm saved by the skin of her teeth.

I feel sorry for ulrika too now . Hmm

Poor Aasmah. I liked her flavour combos.

What...Asma was better than ulrika overall 🤔

See you Friday. I'll try not to be so tardy

I think Ulrika had more promise than Asma and the food that she did cook was better but she really could have rescued that lamb. Just cut into individual cutlets and grill or pan fry for 10 mins. It's really not that difficult Glad she's got a second chance though.
Can someone please stick a gob stopper or something largerinto that bloody women's gob the next time she sings PLEASE

Who left? Somebody started fiddling with the channels.

Lesley is a wee bit annoying bursting into song and whoops but then if I had a voice like hers I don't think I'd ever talk. I'd just wharble. I've seen/heard her in operas a few times and she's got an amazing voice.

Ulrika seems to be in a very bad place - really unhappy, too hard on herself, and no resilience at all. I haven't seen her on TV for years and years. Who's she with now? Very sad.

It's not life and frigging death - it's only master chef! No need for making faces all the time...

Mind you, if you cooked lamb all the time for your family, why the heck couldn't she cut it up and fry it to cook it?

She was bloody lucky to get through tonight. Bet she only got through cos she was more famous than the other woman.

I loved Lesley, btw. If I could sing like that I would! She'd be great fun to have dinner with. Barney is fun. Nick is a pretentious twat.

Ooh I remember the Balzac Bistro in Shepherds Bush, did you ever go in the Albertine Wine Bar? Happy days!
I thought Ulrike looks fine, quite natural, but does seem sad.
I went for lunch in Canary Wharf today but I didn't go to that Boisdale shite.

I think so too lochness and she's pretty and blonde and Ulrikakakaka ( think Vic Reeves). Shame he got knocked out.

Lesley's singing was how Eva sings in Corrie.

Boisdales does really good food. Well the one on Victoria does and has great live jazz. Burgers at lunchtime. Maybe the city branch - or was his in Canary Wharf- does different food?

OMG can someone stuff something in Lesleys mouth? shes sooooo annoying.

too much.
she reminds me of Parker, Alec Baldwins character in that friends episode. Too much 'up'.

she comes across as a nice person, but we know you're a bloody opera star you dont need to keep bursting into it, its masterchef, not the sound of masterchef!

Eureka was morbid! smile woman, .

Nick was a bit full of hmslef.

Glad Barneys through, cant believe hes 37! I thoiught he wa sin his 20s.

I was a blue Peter girl growing up and now I watch it with DC. we love Barney.

Gregs got to have the wierdest creepiest smile in the universe!

Not once but TWICE Nick let the door swing in Ulrika's face!

Have you no manners man??

Just caught up on last nights, I think Ulrika shiuld have gone. As for Lesley, I'm having to watch it with the sound off as I bleedin well knew she'd start doing that operatic screeching at some point.

Will Eureka's on-screen disintegration continue? Will Lesley be silenced with a well-placed daikon? We can only hope....

Heh. Good questions, Halsall.

I have pavlova tonight. Proper pavlova.

Blimey that duck is well done for MC.
Cmon eureka!

John called her erica!

Oooh, nice pav, grouchy

This is quite hard, isn't it? Would you know it was a mallard? And the difference between a daikon and a mooli?

On another note, why does JT call it Swiss Shard?

Ooo Kiwi, with passion fruit on too. That's my childhood.

Chocolate chips, Fuckery.

I do like how they're encouraging Ulrika. Maybe she'd like it if they pronounced her name correctly.