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Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

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ellenanora5 · 16/08/2017 17:55

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times Smile

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dementedma · 18/08/2017 21:49

She whipped cream and poured out Calva. Not difficult

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/08/2017 21:50

😂Halsall. Kidneys-they taste of piss.
Breaded cutlet? How retro.

ellenanora5 · 18/08/2017 21:52

We had a teacher trying to explain nutty gizzard to us once, there was a mass exodus to the girls loo, followed by pretend fainting and needing the afternoon off Grin

Sorry I've kind of wandered, Julia bored me senseless

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Halsall · 18/08/2017 21:54

Henri's so got this one. who's to go?

ellenanora5 · 18/08/2017 21:54

Julia should go Halsall

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Halsall · 18/08/2017 21:55

I agree ellen!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/08/2017 21:56

Reckon Jim and Julia.

ellenanora5 · 18/08/2017 21:57

Lol good for Henri

Not sorry to see Julia and Jim go

See you all next Wednesday at 9.00

Have a great weekend everyone

Grin
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socktastic · 18/08/2017 21:57

Same time next week folks! Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/08/2017 21:58

It's Debbie!

squoosh · 18/08/2017 21:58

See y'all next time!

Pomegranatemolasses · 18/08/2017 22:01

Holy crap, Angellica's 41!

Cary2012 · 18/08/2017 22:05

No!! You got that the wrong way round, she's 14, surely?

Fekko · 18/08/2017 22:11

I have no idea who she is but she seems really lovely.

kazzaD66 · 18/08/2017 22:27

So glad Henri has gone through. Loved him playing tennis and he's still got a glint in his eye and more personality than the rest put together. Also, anyone who puts the greengrocer back in his box will always get my vote.

Orangebird69 · 18/08/2017 23:09

Phil Vickers gets right on my tits. Pretentious twat.

I❤Henri though.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/08/2017 18:52

Henri is hilarious. Glad he is through, glad Julia is gone. Not so bothered about the other two. Thought JimVic would do better, though.

I had to have a wee shout at the screen when they pretended that A&J's meringues were pavlovas, though. NOT THE SAME THING.

fourquenelles · 20/08/2017 10:53

You have no idea how surreal you lot are when read through the filter of tent legs and buckets of perry. It's nice here. We have Welsh lamb kebabs with tahini and amazing vegan food and I mean amazing (said as a dripping with blood steak eater).
Best festival meal so far cod the size of a whale, chips and minted mushy peas. Retro girl me.
I saw Jay Renor at a festival one year if I see I'm I'll lick him for you all.

fourquenelles · 20/08/2017 12:57

Rayner brain fart.

bonfireheart · 20/08/2017 22:34

I want Julia to go strictly come dancing, think she'd be all floaty and nonchalant.

QuiQuaiQuod · 21/08/2017 12:44

Oh Henri. I love you so much! Loved the fake tantrum at Gregg.

and soglad the French chef flair came through in the end.

hes brilliant.

Vic was funny but too laid back. angelica is a right bossy boots, but julia was too blaah.

so glad Henris through.

I thought Barny Harwood was going to be in it? Prob wont watch the next lot, but will wait for the semi fianls unless Barney s in it at some point.

Davros · 22/08/2017 11:24

I think Henri tries too hard to be "funny". When the camera moves away, his face drops. I may change my mind, we'll see ....

lemonzest123 · 22/08/2017 11:26

Only just caught up!! Love Henri, think Steven was better than Julia though. How has Angelica not aged at all?? I used to watch her on telly when I was a little girl!

QuiQuaiQuod · 22/08/2017 12:12

Davros (great name!) I dont know if you watch tennis, but Henris like that all the time.

we went to Wimbledon one year and were watching the over 35's doubles match, it wasnt showing on tv, and he was just as funny. best match Ive ever seen!

mind you, when he isnt making faces, he does look like a grumpy git doesnt he? the way his face is made! my face is like that, if I dont smile, i look downright miserable (i have Ross Geller side lines from my nose to moujth- cant remember what those lines are called).

kazzaD66 · 22/08/2017 22:42

Yep. Henri has always been like that. I remember watching him on Centre Court at Wimbledon about 30 years ago when he was a top 10 player and he still goofed around. He often goes from grin and gurn to face drop in 5 seconds. Some may find that behaviour affected and annoying, others (like me) love that he's a very funny personality, who also happens to be a fantastic tennis player.