Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

Kidneys-boak. My DM would have loved that.

I love Ade but he was already a great cook when he entered MC

Still say Christine was robbed

That' a boring pud.

Haven't we had a learned exchange before on these threads about James Joyce and kidneys, squoosh? (We're so intellectual on here, dontcha know....)

Was Jim's wife on this before, I don't want to Google in case it gives away the winner

Henri's so bloody charming, the rogue

Greg is very aggressive with Henri

Halsall I was just leafing through my copy of Ulysses before MC came on.

And when I say Ulysses I mean Closer magazine, but the sentiment is just as intellectual!

Henri's scallops look yum, but did he just use a commercial bottle of lemon oil?

There's something very attractive about a big rugged bloke talking knowledgeably about food.
That looks bloody good.

The fat is all flobby

They still need someone to hold the fecking door open for them, how long are we saying this

Henri is my fave now. Anyone who yells as the gormless grocer is okay by me.

Oh gregg. Don't do tennis jokes.

I knew I could count on you, squoosh

'Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.'

That's a LOVELY PLATE OF FOOD

Read The Dead squoosh and pass it off as Ulysses, no one will know

I love your thinking ellen!

One more tennis pun and my foots through the tv.

I'm cracking up here Halsall, that's brill

Why no fish? Or vegetables? That's just a plate of rice...

Halsall weirdly I did read that passage recently! It was referenced it some offaly thing I was reading. Who doesn't like a bowl of nutty gizzards? Am I rite?

Whoa, Julia's just going with the let's-get-them-pissed approach....

Stupid knob wouldn't have helped a man

Oh yes, I love a nutty gizzard, me

I mean, halsall, it'd work on me