Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

Sorry squoosh - I've lurked on these before but obviously missed that important rule

I will keep William to my grubby self.

Feeling for henri right now. Bless.

Henri is an eejit but making me laugh

I don't understand why they don't taste these ingredients that are unfamiliar to them. They just pick them up and peer in mystified fashion, but if they tried a bit, surely they'd realise that, for example, the Chinese greens weren't fennel?

Can I join you?
Love Henri 😊

Ok he's making me laugh

Henri and Julia are going I suspect.

Oh it's on for an hour! I was expecting two to be booted out and then roll credits.

Wait.............an hour and a half!

I'm a halfwit today.

You could be right there squoosh

Love team challenge

Probably because it wasn't on last night squoosh, but I still think they'll be going

Don't worry squoosh, I've lost all sense today (we had hail in August, so I'm claiming temporal confusion!)

Just fed the cats when their wails informed me I'd forgotten

One word. Custard....

Ffs, why doesn't Julia have her hair tied up and covered, my ds1 has a short beard and has to have a beard net, mind you it looks hilarious on him and I've taken the piss mercilessly

Oh Scribble your yearnings for Mr Sitwell must have pushed the cats' wellbeing from your mind.

Angelica is one (very nice-seeming) tough cookie - she's on a mission.

Well, what idiot put it against Only Connect?
Angelica is pissing me off already.

I've never seen a beard net. That sounds amazing

Bet Angelica whoever she is was a brownie, then a girl guide, then head girl.

Hmmm, a bit of tension between Julia & Angelica, methinks

squoosh I am going to be very mature and resist the pussy joke that immediately came to mind

It hooks behind his ears Scribble, its brilliantly funny

Definitely halsall. Julia is clearly a sink costs fallacy girl - "we've committed now!"

She needs to visit the Relationships board

Loving Henri

God ellen I googled and this was the first result

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2844284/Sales-beard-nets-soar-hipsters-facial-hair-safe-preparing-food.html

(Warning: DM)

I am now pissing myself