Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

Oh Scribble. We're not used to such vulgarity on the MC threads.

I only refer to Marcus Wareing in hushed and reverent tones as being coarse is so alien to me.

I'm sure he'd be the same squoosh.

Angelica is well competitive, fair play to her really

Ok Julia's annoying me now.

DP took against her on the first night because he felt she wasn't taking this seriously. I'm now in agreement.

Gregg always refers to older women as 'mate' as there's no way he'd ever consider them worthy of his flirtatious ways...

Marcus needs arm snoods to contain his luxuriant pelt.

He does have ape like forearms!

Haha that's it scribble, more or less, because his hair is so short (lacking really) he only has the beard bit most of the time, it's a source of great mirth here.

Jim and Henri are fab. Makes a change from the ultra competitive knobs.
Julia is now pissing me off, Cajun spice in Mexican? Fuck right off.

Yeah celebs, you're holding back SCIENCE!

Is this the first time they've had to get staff in to assist?

Amazing ellen. Fair play though - you just have a lot of commitment to look that silly

I'm not bothered by any of these four tbh. Where is this year's Jimmy Osmond?

Interloper here, hello all!

My observation is that they are all hopelessly inept - this task is obviously beyond them. Is it my imagination, or are this lot worse than last year's ahem, celebrities?

Julia's in a little world of her own, and that salmon has been coated in pepper ffs. I'm rooting for Henri and Jim here.

I think this science halting meal is a metaphor for Brexit.

He does scribble, only no more fancy leftovers he's now in location catering and he says they're all greedy buggers

OhWhat, I've never seen them get this much help I don't think

Jesus the scientists will be starving

Deep, squoosh.

Julia is Andrea Leadsom - Jic/Vim is David Davis?

Henri will obviously be thrown out. Bloody foreigner

The chicken and puy lentils looks quite nice.

Imagine the sciencing they could have done!

Hi pomegranate, there has certainly been way better

Julia doesn't give a hoot about it

I hope we see Jimmy on the winner/taker parts table squoosh

Please send both Julia and Angelica home. I can't decide which I like least.

Oooh the veggie scientists throwing major shade. Don't blame them! But would you trust a French man to cook a decent vegetarian meal?

Julia, don't diss your own food. Honestly....