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What ON EARTH has happened to Fern Britton????

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crazylazydaisy · 22/03/2007 20:07

I haven't seen This Morning for a couple of weeks, and watched a bit today and ((quivers with rage))) Fern has lost weight!!! How dare she!! Anyone else noticed or is it me?
Bring back the "voluptuous size 16" i.e size 18/20 Fern or Gordon the Gofield gets it

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LilyLoo · 22/03/2007 20:10

That's what eating Ryvita's does to you !

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crazylazydaisy · 22/03/2007 20:18

Well then they should be banned! The woman is shrinking before our eyes. Come on Phil, do yer job!!

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CODalmighty · 22/03/2007 20:19

god no she was too fat
all booswams everywhere

Furball · 22/03/2007 20:19

oh goody as someone said I looked like her yesterday!

nickytwotimes · 22/03/2007 20:20

i haven't seen her lately. how dare she shrink!!!!! letting us all down like that.humph!

hatrick · 22/03/2007 20:22

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WanderingTrolley · 22/03/2007 20:28

She went on a charity bike ride across India, lots of training before she went too.

That or Phil Vickery's lost his touch.

Or maybe Pippy Schofield has just got fatter?

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crazylazydaisy · 22/03/2007 20:40

Nah, not Pippy Scofield. Perfect as ever
Exactly Nickytwotimes, let down that's how i feel. It's like having a friend who is always that bit bigger than you so you feel ok, and then horror of horrors, they loose weight. Just plain selfish.

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Tutter · 22/03/2007 20:42

i do like phil v and fern

i'd be devastated if i found out they had an anything-less-than-perfect marriage

LieselVentouse · 22/03/2007 21:02

Shes just bloody cycled round India FFS of course shes thin

Greenshoots · 22/03/2007 21:07

I can't stick the woman personally

mateychops · 22/03/2007 21:08

I LURVE FERN. Don't diss the Fern.

LieselVentouse · 22/03/2007 21:11

What you doin on this time of night, has your DH left you?

margo1974 · 22/03/2007 21:12

I like Fern too - I went to The Ideal Home show 2 years back and tried to arrange it on a day that she covered - but horror of horrors! - Lorraine Kelly had swapped days, LOADS of people were asking where Fern was.

I'm too sad for words

mateychops · 22/03/2007 21:14

LVT, he's ran off with Fern. The two of them are cycling round India as we speak.

WideWebWitch · 22/03/2007 21:17

I love Fern too. Blimey, has she lost weight?

pupuce · 22/03/2007 21:19

I've met Fern and I got a hair cut from Nikki Clarke too... the same day.... All on This Morning 7 years ago!

ishouldbeironing · 22/03/2007 21:20

Oh tell more - was Philip there

CODalmighty · 22/03/2007 21:20

just imagine htere oyoua re in India walking alon being INdiana nd a raking mammouth on a bike veers around the corner

pupuce · 22/03/2007 21:21

No it was in the old John Leslie days... he was quote charming too!

CODalmighty · 22/03/2007 21:22

i htink he used to ask a conquest if he shoudl come on her tits or face
( so popbitch said)
very nice

mateychops · 22/03/2007 21:25

A true gentleman.

WideWebWitch · 22/03/2007 21:29

Oh Please, tmi re the revolting John Leslie, ewww.

I guess you would lose weight if you cycled around India, shame I can't do it.

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crazylazydaisy · 22/03/2007 21:41

But she cycled round India a couple of months ago- came back all lovely and chubbs still. It's this last few weeks that it seems to be dropping off her. Wonder if I'm putting too much thought into this?

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MrsSpoon · 22/03/2007 22:13

I saw This Morning on Tuesday and thought Fern was looking fab, IMO she has lost weight in recent weeks. Also think she is wearing better clothes, less tent like, more flattering.