What ON EARTH has happened to Fern Britton????

[crazylazydaisy]

I haven't seen This Morning for a couple of weeks, and watched a bit today and ((quivers with rage))) Fern has lost weight!!! How dare she!! Anyone else noticed or is it me?
Bring back the "voluptuous size 16" i.e size 18/20 Fern or Gordon the Gofield gets it

Fern is lovely and I have met Philip Schofield too and he isnt as nice as you might think!

Effing and blinding Im afraid!

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Fern has done it exactly right IMO - been slowly and quietly losing weight for months without a song and dance and now it is really beginning to show and she he is blossoming before our eyes! She's lovely.

Philip Schofield is v weird. Creepy hair

I'm convinced Philip Schofield is actually an android.

I LOVE FERN & PHILLIP

but hate fridays with that awful woman RUTH who is a fan of you know who

i hate her and her snorting when she laughs

She really spoils it

she is soooooooooooooooo stupid

need link to micro-fern

Ruth didn't do herself any favours going on THAT programme, did she?

My dad did some work for Cilla Black years ago when her husband was alive - he said she was such a complete bitch that he can't listen to anyone with a scouse accent now without wanting to punch them i the face.

Was there all day with 2 other men and her doing very heavy labour building an extension - wouldn;t let them use her loo and wouldn;t give them a drink of water even - he said she swore a lot too and looked even rougher in real life!!

You are speaking in riddles! Fan of you know who? That programme?? What are you talking about??

Mind you, I don't expect much from someone who (apparently) chose to marry Eamonn Holmes.

Ruth is a fan of {7th letter & 6th letter of alphabet}

Who we are not allowed to talk about on MN

moonshine - did she marry him? She may be keeping her options open in case John Prescott comes on the market

Aaah, thank you - the penny has dropped

You mean she might have an escape clause! I shall have to google now. I know which one I would prefer .

Does anyone else get the impression that Ruth doesn't talk that way naturally? I get the feeling that she has had elocution lessons to speak that way. Sounds rather false to me.

Margo, you're right, they are not married! She's not quite as stupid as I thought then (can you tell I am not a fan of Eamonn?)

I've no time for Fern whatever her shape. Sinister

LOL Pointydog! Why sinister?

But evil Eamon left his wife and kids for Ruth didn't he?

she seems to embody all that is mumsy and jolly and smiley and palsy but there's something in her eyes.

I agree pointydog. She gives me the collywobbles.

It was the sanctimonious and inappropriate "TUT" (Tell Us Tony - basically trying to bully the PM into disclosing whether or not Leo Blair had had the MMR) campaign she ran on This Morning a few years ago that really revolted and offended me. I found it disgusting that someone with her particular media profile should try to bully the PM to thrust his baby son into the public eye. And all done with a smug malicious smile on her face. I've never been able to like her since. It's made her "mumsy, caring, dotty about kids" image appear completely calculating and inauthentic to me.

any links please?

yes, something manic about her.

when I was a waitress used to serve Eamonna fair bit when he came in with kids and he was always LOVELY.