Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Is that another cloak?

I will definitely need alcohol to do that Red!

1990s Platform Shoes.

Cloak + wind machine

This one sounds like a Lady Gaga b-side. If such a thing existed.

Is she wearing some sort of tit mesh? My tv is too small.

She's Patsy Kensit.

It's quite a mad costume. Needs to be gold and sequinned to be proper Eurovision though...

Is it just me or does her chest look like one of those novelty aprons you get at the seaside?

There is no point to the cloak if she is going to keep it on though.

Raahh do not insult Mother Monster

Below the boob mesh I think liney

Years ago there was a tennis player wore something similar to Wimbledon.

Minus the cape.

God I want Serena Williams to win Wimbledon wearing a cape

Suffolks patented fag break moment

Suffolk

I'm not really getting much n the way of diversity.

Serena would look amazing in a cape.

You never know Ashley Banjo might pop up in a minute

Liney She has designed herself some scary stuff, but so far no capes.

There is still time

Its very white isn't it?

Have just come back from loo where I sang about toilet paper in homage.

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I have no memory of this Czech entry from the videos.

Did it cut right through Gin?

I am on German TV, are you getting the sax man there?