EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!

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ok,so a bit has happened since last thread

we know max is up to something dodgy

when will mick and linda reliese shirley has signed away their pub

stacey is preg and due at xmas

will lauren get preg due to holes in condom,and will she sleep with clark kent and accidently get preg yet stephen think its his ......

repeating the ian storyline...... with cindy

when will the bullying of bex stop

anything else of interest?

Also surely she's got a room free to rent in her gaff.

Don't be silly qazwc! Denise is up to her eyebrows in Priestley, poetry and prose! It's a full time job, getting a GCSE in Albert Square!

Opening completely empty food cupboards, how bloody daft! No one runs out of completely everything. Even if there are no main ingredients, everyone has sauces, condiments, old tins of something or other...

Pathetic fallacy from the scriptwiters; with our 4 grade student sat in the dark, starving like an impoverished artist, suffering for her art. Bloody pathetic actually. Painful for her, excruciating for us.

Get thee to Aldi, to Aldi now...

Just catching up.

Those post-it notes! Idiotic. How come everyone only saw them after they were there, no one saw anyone out them there? What a mess. What a waste of money!

Witters and Moose (why is he called Moose?), God almighty JUST SAY IT!

Denise woulnt get any benefits at least not yet, if she's in univesal credit area she have wait 6 weeks anyway.

I get the symbolism of the lamp but given it's day light, you dont have any money why would you use more electric that you didn't need?

Why woulnt she ask Patrick or One if her daughters? Could say for big bill not that's she starving. Even though Kim could easily afford it just so daft.

The scene where Denise was opening the doors to the fridge and all the cupboards was ridiculous - she's an intelligent, grown-up woman (almost with a GCSE to her name) - there was no food there last time she looked so very unlikely to be anything there this time! There can't be a single viewer unlike her friends and family who has missed the point - Denise is skint!

Exactly, everyone has some Ainsley Harriott couscous knocking about at the back

So fed up with it now, I missed thursdays & cant be bothered to catch up. Dee is boring, if she had signed in as soon as she toddler tantrumed herself out of a job she would be almost eligible for money by now. Empty cupboards, stupid, is she so hungry she has eaten all the random herbs/spices/bottles of weird sauce that every kitchen has lurking in a cupboard somewhere?
With that £5 she could have bought a years supply of cheap supernoodles!

She could've still been eating if she'd bought that shop I did for her 😆

I thought everyone had flour, spices lentils and at least salt in their cupboards. If I didn't do a shop for perishable goods for a few weeks I reckon we could survive about 6-9 months on rice/lentil/bread dishes...I have stacks of fruit cans too. Someone needs to show Denise the Preppers topic on here 😂

flour, spices lentils and at least salt in their cupboards

I'm not sure they sell any of that at the minute mart.

I bet they sell super noodles!

Ok, each week we restock milk, fruit, bread, fresh veg. But in our cupboards we could survive for a couple of months on: lentils, tinned tomatoes, beans, fruit, rice pudding; pasta, rice, flour, sugar, yeast, etc, so could bake bread; cereal, tea bags, the freezer's full.

Plus, how come she has literally NOTHING she can sell except that hideous necklace? I've got a houseful of stuff: I could set up my own market stall and live for ages on the profits.

If the new trailer is anything to go by then it seems that E.E is going to improve...hopefully.

Okay, I currently only watch fridays episodes each week..... but every child extra in the world at that party.... all Ollies friends going to the ball pit are way older than him, was this eplained?

I think that new trailer covers episodes for the next 20 years, I can't see them giving us so much action in the space of a few weeks!

I kissed the trailer and it sounds like it's been the most interesting bit of EE for weeks!

Party was just so stupid. He was two what's wrong with having little friends Pearl , Michael, Louie, Stacey's baby who's name runs away. All in pub upstairs for tea. But no must invite what every child in 1mile raides who are far too big! And just push little ones out of the way. Once you done ball pit and balloons not much you can do with a 2y old in the rain.

Who starts a party before the birthday boy even arrives!!

I just checked my cupboards and yes I have a pack on Ainsley Harriot's couscous!

A food bank! For Denise! I'll throw in the couscous, half a bottle of soy sauce, a banana Angel Delight and a tin of condensed mushroom soup!

Was the trailer at the end of last nights episode?

I have a pack on Ainsley Harriot's couscous!

Isn't that the kind of thing you should have sent in with your kids for Harvest collection?

My kids are all twenty plus! The couscous is only two years old, pack a bit dented and smeared with olive oil but Denise will love it.

I could dust off a can of sweetcorn, ditto tuna, rice (of varying wildness), olive oil (of varying virginity), dried pasta and enough herbs and spices for Denise to disguise all the contents till her benefits come in!

Corned beef, everyone has a tin of that.

In fact the only things that will suvive a nuclear blast are cockroaches and Corned beef.

(voice of Mastterchef voiceover)

"Denise has prepared fillet of corned beef, served on a bed of wild rice with roasted sweetcorn...she has drizzled this with a fusion of olive oil, and a side of banana Angel Delight foam...'

Those saying she shouldn't have bare cupboards - there was a scene the other day when she pulled out a bag of rice and a tin of soup from the back of one and sat at the table with it. I think the point of that scene was to show that she's used up all the shite that gets left at the back of the cupboards.

For some people, their cupboards are generally bare like that all the time. Its what living below the bread line means.

Am though I fully agree that at her age and having raised 2 children basically alone, she absolutely should know how to make the pennies stretch rather than buying ready made sandwiches from the shop.

She has a 6 week wait for universal credit (at least, they lost mine and DP's paperwork twice even though they scanned everything so must have had it SOMEwhere which resulted in a 3 week delay on top of the standard wait). She will definitely starve to death in that time.