Masterchef - the saga continues

[Halsall]

New thread for all bavwaa devotees

I'm behind all ready, phone rang, rice crispie pasta, no thanks, think I'll fast forward

I wouldn't kick that pudding out of bed.

I've got lots of chickweed in my garden. Maybe I could set up an artisan business supplying arseholes top restaurateurs

Haksall where others see chocolate donuts I see bum holes!

ellen you need to go back when you have time to savour the full wankiness of the dishes.

The puddings look nice but also ridiculous.

Surprise surprise GrouchyBaby has decided to wake up. How does she know?!

Sher-ri-so from mr arse.
Espuma-foam then.

Did he just bung white Aero on that??

I bet you could Halsall, we could name it Halsalls Organically Grown Chickweed, hand picked drenched with early morning dew every day

Yeah, classy eh?

fourqs

Or with a delicate spritz of cat pee (like anything in my garden)

Imagine nipping to a Michelin star restaurant in your lunch hour. I'm doing well if I get to Pret.

I need a million timers if I was in that kitchen

But get me to the pass on time 🎼🎼

Do John & Gregg share a dish, all romantical, or do they get 6 courses?

They'd be stuffed Grouchy wouldn't they, I bet they only taste a tiny bit

I hear you, chef. Anyone pours my sauce from the pan I cut them.

Piss in his pan Fumbi!

Greg(g) shovels it in. He could manage all 6 dishes in one sitting.

The arseholery is coming out now. There was a Guardian mag special a few weeks ago about working in 'top' restaurants - it was horrific. You wouldn't believe the relentless bullying and aggression that kitchen and waiting staff put up with from some star chefs.

I could probably manage 6 courses of that size but I'm a breastfeeding mother.

"Girls". Patronising wanker.

Like mr greedy would share a Michelin meal Kiwi.
Somehow I don't think these people have popped out from their lunch hour in Top Shop Squoosh. 😏

Was going to say something similar Kiwi, Faye was "mum of three" and good old Faye, girls is just the icing really.

This chef is a dick

Halsall I well believe it, ds has worked in some kitchens with a head chef who thought he was Gordon fucking Ramsay