Masterchef - the saga continues

[Halsall]

New thread for all bavwaa devotees

He's markedly nicer to the 'girls', isn't he?

I'm putting money on Brody crying

Halsall I know someone who went undercover in a high end professional kitchen to do research for his dissertation. He said the bullying was horrific, physical and verbal.

I hate this round.

Chef 'I won't let it out unless it's 100% perfect'

Do what's the bloody point in Greg and John tasting it then?? 'Xxx has smashed it'

Of course she bloody has. What's-his-chef says he won't send out crappy ones.

I'd be right pissed off if I got Steve's dish instead of an actual apple crumble, but I suppose you wouldn't eat there if you expected proper food.

Lovely souffles, Brodie.

Brodie, Brodie,Brodie. It's not a quenelle with one spoon, but can't remember what it is.

Parsnips

'Somehow I don't think these people have popped out from their lunch hour in Top Shop Squoosh'

True Fuckery, they've probably been building up an appetite doing a spot of insider trading!

Couldn't agree more "Dothbutter* I love the username btw. Joe Lydon revised the expression recently and it makes me giggle whenever I hear it in my head.

squoosh that's vile. Some of these kitchens must be nightmarish environments to work in.

Roché, Fuckery

roch....something or other OhWhat

Wasn't it a rocher?

OhWhat it's a rocher when it's one spoon!

Dammit, French, be consistent.

Fourquenelles I try and use it frequently but 'tis wasted on my family.

Masterchef has taught me so many techniques.............that I will never use 😀

I think Fumbi might fumble it.

Can I apologise on behalf of all Yorkshire people for this twat?
Ha true Squoosh!
Fucking waste of time the restaurant round. Apart from giving us either a good laugh or a good froth.
Fucking grouse! Don't get me started!

I think Alison's due a fall.

Brodie sounds Scottish when he says Grouse and only then.

Knew he'd shot grouse. Hope he screws up.
Rocher, that the bunny! I remember we devote half a thread to quenelles and rochers once.

Gregg should be banned from saying the word 'sexy'.

Squoosh seconded.

What's the bet that Fumbi's crumble will be deconstructed? What is it with all this deconstructed shit?