for the love of Heath (home and away)

[ZackyVengeance]

having been told of for daring to mention him on a neighbours thread,
I wish he would stay.

Ahh Chris H 😍

Ash is my bargain bucket Chris H haha

Chris H was in Home and Away

Leah really is horrible at the moment. Poor Irene.

I know. weirdly the girl he got with - Kit - my DH had a HUGE crush in her.

That's an interesting crush Momma. She was an odd character. They never seemed to know quite what to do with her. Was she the sister of new head Brad Willis Scott with the horse?

I can't remember, and yeah, he has odd tastes lol

Haha very odd taste!

You haha that is an odd crush.

So Leah and zac...ever getting back together?

Nah. It'll come out he's not the Daddy and leave I reckon then Ash will move in with Luc whLucKat finally has enough and they can open their own creche

Aye he's so blatantly not the daddy

Aye I find it bizarre hat no one sever suggested ash move in!

He'll be homeless soon. Brother gone and they couldn't afford the rent alone.
Roo working in the coffee shop could but the Policewoman and mechanic can't. ..

They're gonna break up too

You make a good point there Mommagee

Hahah momma I hadn't even thought of that! Hah

But Roo works at the university occasionally too.. I really want a job like summer bay ones. They only seem to be needed sometimes unless bit they work in salt or the diner

Alf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alf?!? What's happening to Alf??

He'....

......

...back!

Yay.

It was an excited shout. Sorry. Was worried he was ill in real life or something

the whole leah/irene stuff is a yawn fest. why do people interfere
she isn't going to forgive Irene. i can't help thinking that keeping Luc was more for her than VJ.

(nc a few times on here but I started thread so not being a sock)

Ah Wahey, good to have Alf back.

Oh aye, keeping Luc is definitely more for Leah than VJ. Leah is bound to have a proper melt down soon eh?

What's a sock? (Apart from the obvious haha )

sockpuppet

Defo more for her. Her reaction when he said he was ok with Ash having her.

Ok I think I'm missing something completely. Sock puppet in terms of posting? I'm nae getting it!

I'd love to see some job descriptions for various professions H&A style.

E.g. Nun
What will I have to do to be a nun?
Well, you'll have to be stunningly gorgeous obvs, but will be wearing a habit at all times. You'll mostly hang around the church looking wise and sympathetic. There is likely to be a local tragedy after which only your profound faith can guide the bereaved locals through their trauma. Then a hot mechanic/doctor/bit of rough will move to town, accidentally walk in on you not wearing your wimple, and within 6 weeks you'll have chucked your vows out of your caravan window, shagged the hot bloke and start jogging on the beach in hot pants.

And now Phoebe is leaving, no favourites left 😞