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for the love of Heath (home and away)

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ZackyVengeance · 12/02/2017 11:47

having been told of for daring to mention him on a neighbours thread,
I wish he would stay.

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TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 19/05/2017 06:45

Don't worry about Raffy. I'm sure that in no time she'll go through that bizarre Summer Bay teen makeover where she suddenly has a new head, looks ten years older and has a small family of her own, a la VJ.

MommaGee · 19/05/2017 08:50

No to new Raffy head!!!
They'll bring new people in soon anyway with all the people who have left

CurbsideProphet · 19/05/2017 08:58

I realised that they mentioned Martha yesterday. I thought they had all forgotten that she's on the run with that guy who was running a people trafficking business.

CrazedZombie · 19/05/2017 10:37

I'd forgotten that VJ was retaking year 12 so technically could bump into Raffy at school.

MommaGee · 19/05/2017 11:53

And Huntrr

user1andonly · 19/05/2017 16:58

I'm sure they will bring in a new family soon, with at least one of the parents being a teacher and a couple of teens - need school stories going on.

Fl0ellafunbags · 22/05/2017 13:36

Why is today's H&A a repeat? I'm freaking out

GoldenGumballs · 25/05/2017 18:17

Have we all given up on Summer Bay?! So annoying Leah comes back and I know she's got problems but she didn't ask about baby Luc for aaaaages. As for IS SHE GONNA BE ALRIGHT Ash eugh. Yup Neighbours is winning at mo.

MommaGee · 25/05/2017 18:45

I'm too mad at Tori.

Baby presents in hospital with dehydration. She gets her on a drip without ANY parebtak consent. No one calls her legal guardians at all.
An hour later she's fine to go, still no need for legal guardians.

No way would she be popped on a drip for an hour then discharged and with no involvement from her parent

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 25/05/2017 19:55

Poor Luc doesn't seem to HAVE any legal guardians.

I am disturbingly attracted to Patrick at the moment. But that was the high point in my recent watching. I swear Phoebe and Justin had the exact same conversation about four times before she actually cleared off to America. And she was going for a WEEK. She could have been and come back in the time it took her to have those conversations.

Zac: should just leave Leah now! Honestly, he'll be better off without her and since they have zero chemistry and always have had zero chemistry, no-one will care anyway.

Brody is the least convincing drug addict ever.

It's all rubbish 😢

GoldenGumballs · 25/05/2017 20:02

Patrick's got lovely eyes.

ToddlerIs2 · 25/05/2017 21:01

The Phoebe thing - I've been on linger holidays love, go pack!

Poor guardianless Luc. Maybe GOTG can hELP

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 25/05/2017 21:27

Mmmm, yes, definitely his eyes. Quite an intense stare. I'm a sucker for eyes though - love Nate's, love Brody's.

for the love of Heath (home and away)
for the love of Heath (home and away)
MommaGee · 30/05/2017 00:13

And so the baby goes to...

Are we all up to date??

user1andonly · 30/05/2017 01:24

She can come and live with me Grin

MommaGee · 30/05/2017 09:40

She cab come to me if Uncle Ash congress with her

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 30/05/2017 09:54

I'm not up to date but read spoilers so you can say what you like as far as I'm concerned!

Am desperately hoping it'll all pick up soon... we have another couple of departures coming up so there's been a huge clear-out recently. Wonder what the future plans are for it all?

Watched one of the spin-offs that I'd recorded ages ago over the weekend and it was really good! I'd forgotten what it was like to be genuinely gripped by the programme and genuinely care about the outcone! I blame Leah: her stories are relentlessly miserable and she is SUCH an unlikeable character...

MommaGee · 30/05/2017 09:57

I don't want Justin and Phoebe to split up!

Matilda2013 · 30/05/2017 20:14

Are they allowed to get a court order and then just ignore it? Hmm really struggling with home and away at the moment!

And how come if you're a braxton jail doesn't happen but John palmer with the brain tumour excuse does?! is it the charm and good looks??

MommaGee · 30/05/2017 20:25

I guess no one is checking and tbf Room hasn't even moved out yet so shed have been in the caravan which is a bit harsh

PensPencilsandRulers · 30/05/2017 20:55

I haven't seen home and away for about three weeks!! Would anyone mind giving me a quick run down please of the storylines? Would really appreciate it! Flowers

MommaGee · 30/05/2017 21:10

Luc- Ash has been given a 6 month parental order. Told VI he can have her for one more week.

John- gone to jail for 15 years

Broody - least convincing druggie ever. Will be the reason Justin doesn't go to America with Phoeve for her year long tour.
Is it just me or has Mason got the most lax medical school ever? Has always at SALT!

Huntvia - shacked up at Irenes because syprisingly they can't afford their own place.

Matilda2013 · 30/05/2017 21:15

Oh and zac cheated on Leah and they're hopefully getting divorced and Roo is back with a toyboy

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 30/05/2017 21:18

There haven't been any...

Oh OK, let's give it a go. I'll work round the families:

Nate and Tori were on-off-on-off-on... I think they are currently "on" but it's rocky because Tori had to fire him to cut costs but chose to fire someone else instead, claiming that it made good financial sense, then the hospital boss found out that she and Nate were dating and got cross, so Nate resigned to save Tori's job.

Justin and Phoebe are engaged but then one of Phoebe's singing mates turned up in the bay and invited Phoebe to go back to the States with her for a week so after forty years of agonising, Phoebe decided she could leave Justin for that long.

Zac and Leah - no idea, don't even care. Leah probably hates him and he probably wants to get back with her because he's masochistic and insane.

Roo came back from wherever she'd been with a toy boy who, tbh, looks the same age as her so, meh.

Morag came back to defend John but did a crap job and John was found guilty and is going to prison for, like, ever, I guess. Marilyn looked horrified and I continued to wonder how she manages to walk on the beach in those shoes she wears.

Baby Luc continues to get passed around like a hot potato - if you're left holding her when the music stops, you have to keep her - and Ash has decided that enough is enough and he is the man to look after her. VJ has discovered that he has no claim on her whatsoever as he is not named on the birth certificate and their marriage wasn't legit as Billie died before signing the paperwork.

Kat is less than thrilled about becoming a surprise baby-mama.

Patrick is turning out to be a surprisingly sexy addition but is suffering from fairly heavy-duty PTSD.

Hunter and Olivia moved into a home of their own, turned out to be crap at it after about five seconds, moved back to Irene's Tardis.

Brody turned into a drug addict after literally one wrap of cocaine and is now a complete junkie.

Mason has had absolutely zero storylines.

Dinosaursdontgrowontrees · 31/05/2017 09:23

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross GrinGrinGrin