eastenders 10. NO SPOILERS please

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Thought better start one as know you lot gossip and I'm out tonight

What is max up to??

Will Stacey and Martin get preg and why go for another chiid when they can't even afford the two they have 🙄

What will happen to baby spud. Surely won't be adopted .....

How will jack cope with granny living with him?

Will l be back soon? Possibly not unless literally having 2/3mths off ml

What wicked deed will babe do next?

Do we see more of michelle secret school boy lover

What will the market stallers do while market being repaired

Will Lee get a new job ?

Any other main stories?

And NO SPOILERS 😘😘😘

if it wasn't for this thread i probably would've given up on EE too...

so we've got

Mock (or Mockney?) = mick
Whitless = Whitney
Leak = Lee
Sausage = Johnny
Nuchelle = Michelle

others that i'm forgetting?

Buddha we have used I think:-

Martian = Martin.

Ps what happened to Lofty?! Would be great if he could return. And Nick berry!

Can't be bothered to link but Nick Berry is quite the silver fox now!

Both are still alive. Wonder what Kelvin looks like?

Not only did nuchelle dump pizza at Phils, didnt she then go to the allotment in the dark? Denny will love all this freedom. Louise wont be bothered about him. He will run wild!

I'd love if Lofty came back.

How come everyone was all 'When are you going home to your husband' to Nuchelle but now it's just assumed she's around for good (minding Denny and Lou)

Only Sharon knows about the toy boy episode in Florida. The others have just absorbed her into their lives i think - the old Stacey might have asked a few questions, but now Michelle is living at Phil and Sharons, she has lost interest in her. Kathy was really good friends with the old head Michelle, but they rarely speak to each other.
i wonder if she will buy Sharon some new towels while they are in sunny Italy?

I asked this before but didn't get answer. Did I imagine it or where they planning on giving up allotment since it had got to pot without anyone doing anything for years?

iknow YES! I had the exact same thoughts!
I kept (tipsily) shouting at the tv "And WHERE exactly is Ballbag's wife?! WHY is Witless flogging her diamante for THE VIC?! WHY isn't Denny at home? HOW can NuMush go out when she doesn't know where the children are, or when they're coming home?"...prompting my DP (who likes EE more than I do) to tell me to "go to your Mumsynet and see if anyone knows".

I did tell him it's Mumsnet, not Mumsynet. I think he just gets annoyed at me looking at my phone and spontaneously combusting with laughter whenever EE is on

I dont know really. Martin and chelle dug it over the other week and people go there to hide ( leak did once, Bex to play guitar ) but if its a going concern to grow veg, i m not sure. Im shocked nobody has taken it on since patrick used to have it..i thought the council made money out of them and they are quite rare these days too,so demand must be high still?
Its just another place they seem to escape too.

Super. Libby's nickname was Squiggle.

I love this thread. I sometimes read it before I've had chance the catch up with episodes, just for the quick synopsis

How old is Denny supposed to be? I thought he was around 10? He seems a bit young for Nuchelle to not know where he is or who's making his meals, or is she assuming Louise will do it.

Libby did used to be called Squiggle.
As for the allotment, I don't know. Like The80s says, it's generally used for hiding, much like Bridge Street Caff is for secret liaisons.

Don't you get a strongly worded letter if you haven't been looking after your allotment, given the long waiting lists for them. I'm surprised it hasn't been taken away before now.

Yes, you do, because they are council property they need to have upkeep, so have no idea why Squawky and Nuch were hauling trolley's out of the pit that is Arfah's old plot.

Speaking if Arfah. Now I know little Arf is being raised by Martian, but why is his best mates baby named after his own dead dad?

Mockingbird, yes, the secret cafe, the allotment , the park is the modern day canal ( where den met his first demise! ) they go out the square!
The school is a new one and must actually be a school too ( it looks like it is) That must be a nightmare filming there i bet. People gawping at them while they pretend its real!

That's a good point. Where was his wife. And wasn't Whitney a bit overdressed for the Vic? Would anyone really wear a dress like that and high stilettos for a few drinks in the local pub?

Re: the allotment, I recall a letter being sent to someone or other about it not being kept nice. But wasn't it Patrick when he had the stroke? Hasn't he recovered remarkably well? its not even mentioned anymore!

Did anyone laugh at Stacey when she said you have a rake in the shed. I immediately thought of Denise's serial killer husband who's wife died there with the rake 😂. I'm suprised anyone even goes in there anymore!

Poor woman that lucas murdered! He was a real baddie that bloke. Took Denise for a ride with his ' found god ' bit, murdering lunatic that he was.
She did well to get through all of that.
Yes, mrs beanbag was left out , i bet she was fuming at not going to the Vic!
Patrick has recovered really well. What stroke was that again? They never mention it now.
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I suppose we might have to take over the thread from blondes when she has baby blonde.

Although she did promise to take her phone into the hospital so we might have our first live labour thread on here, with random updates appearing amongst our usual EE comments.

Never fear I am here :)

Think missed one new thread as was out in the real workd for a meal with friends and had over 200 replies to go abd thought it would be fine ........

and you all waffled about complete shit 😂😂 and went to 1000 😛😛😛

But yes phone will be with me in labour , tho maybe thinking bout other things than EE on mn ......:

If it's anything like an EE birth, you'll have popped it out and back home riding your bike within a day! Good luck!

Wasn't it Jim's plot for a while that Patrick took over for him? Denise definitely looked after it for a while after Patrick's stroke during her not-coping phase. Is it the same plot that's now Martin's?

Someone was asking about Mas & Kamil a few pages ago - they came back briefly, Mas had a few moments with Blinda before Zainab rang to announce her divorce, Blinda told him to go & ran off on some unconvincing adventure with a random friend she'd not seen for decades. So he & Kamil are now in Pakistan with Zainab. Not sure we've seen Carmel's house since they left so no idea how many fridges they own now...

How does Carmel n kush pay the rent on that house? She cant earn a huge amount, kush runs his stall, but their income cant be mega amounts. Does kush pay anything for Arthurs upkeep?
Rent mst be cheaper in walford!

Belinda went to italy, maybe she will run into sharon n phil..
Who was jim? The one jean went off with? Used to be in the Bill?

Miracle healings in the Square include:
Patrick's stroke
Dot's eyesight
Ronnie's coma
Jack's gunshot wound... to the HEAD!
Max being run over by his own daughter
Phil's alcohol recovery
Phil being shot
Phil's alcohol recovery
Phil's crack addiction
Phil's smoke inhalation from a burning Vic ("Let it buuuuurrrrrn")
Phil's alcohol recovery
Phil's liver transplant
Martian with a bus....to the HEAD!
Witless being generally covered in bus

I'm sure Ian Beale got shot at one time too? By Cindy?

Basically, Jane's is the only realistic recovery. Oh, and Jim Branning. Maybe Carol Branning too?

Phil can down vats of Jeyes cleaning fluid and still flush Ian's head down the toilet. Poor Billy Jackson has one night out and he's dead.