X FACTOR - And it's beginning to look a lot like 'Christmas week'!

[Raahh]

oh and 'A Song that will get you to the final' a.k.a one they have probably sung before.

Here is the list-

Matt Terry
Silent Night
Jessie Ware - Say You Love Me

Emily Middlemas
John Lennon - War is Over
Gary Jules - Mad World

Saara Aalto
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas is You
Sia - Chandelier

5 After Midnight
East 17 - Stay Another Day
Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm Yours)

I heard 'Stay' on the radio the other day, and guessed it would be 5Am's pick- cue big fluffy parka jackets, vocals that were poor in the original any way, nice bells. Ignore the fact it isn't really about Christmas.

More bloody Sia, who must be on the payroll his year.

A falsetto Silent Night will be bloody awful, so i hope he tones it down. There will be a choir though. Of children probably. Who will also feature when Emily drones her way through 'War is over'.

I have no idea who I want to get to the final from this lot. Maybe they will bring back a wild card

See y'all later.

I've gone for vodka this week. it seemed needed.

I said Matt was in trouble. And I think he really is. The public will have found Silent night dull, and won't have known his second song.

Emily was Dull both times, but will probably still get through.

or maybe not.

N16!
So, Saara could do this and she will have her own bus too.

I reckon Emily should go. So it'll probably be Matt.

squoosh and he looks great nekkid.

and has a nan.

What's not to love.

Squoosh, the Christopher Maloney year was the pinnacle of X factor, those threads were the funniest things that have ever been on this site

squoosh stop it hahahaha

Emily will be off unless it's fixed. She is just boring. No keen on Matt either but maybe young girls vote for him??

Finally, I have a nickname for Emily.

Emily MidDULLmas

she's going home.

Dead lock maybe. Can't say surprised both were bit dull..glad Sarra got through

Nancy, sadly wasnt around those days but how i wished i were.

We used to mute CM.

The judges (apart from Simon) love Matt

I'd like it to go to deadlock and Matt go because he's smug. I don't think it will, though.

Saarrrrrrraaaaa is favourite to win

Awww I didn't post on the Maloney threads and really feel like I've missed out on my x factor journey now dammit

Ant&Dec on the left is getting a bit fat.

Here comes Lady Has-been. Here to make an already terrible show worse. Just like she did to AHS.

Maloney used to give me nightmares, starey eyes. He's had a bucketload of plastic surgery since x factor hasn't he? Wonder if he looks any better probably not

If you're bored find an X factor thread from that year, the particular high was the week posters came up with a whole album of nan songs

The NanFucker days were the best. My iPad predictive text remembered his name the following year, I used it that much!

Nanfucker was a highlight. and lowlight. He was all things to all people. He had a nan. he was a freaky fucker.

I really like this song

the Christopher Maloney year was the pinnacle of X factor, those threads were the funniest things that have ever been on this site

I agree! Whenever I need cheering up I just sing a bar or two of Gimme Gimme Gimme a Nan After Midnight and all is right again!

dillite AHS?

Ant has put on a bit. Old age i guess.
( or all that 7 star living in Aus ! )
Gaga looks like Annie Lennox!

Someones had some surgery

Fairy, mine too, it thought Nanfucker was a real name

Omg the Nan album! I think I tested my pelvic floor to its limits on that thread!

he looks great nekkid

The heavenly sight of his nekkid bod has ruined all other men for me. None can compete with the beautiful Nanfucker.