X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...

[Raahh]

Here are the songs. And Honey Fucking G's 'mash-up' is every bit as bad as we feared

Boys
Matt Terry
Writing’s on The Wall - Sam Smith - from the movie Spectre

Ryan Lawrie
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley - from the movie Jailhouse Rock

Girls
Emily Middlemas
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette - from the movie Pretty Woman

Overs
Honey G
It’s Like That & Getting Jiggy With It - Jason Nevins & Will Smith I - from the movie Keith Lemon The Movie / Last Days of Disco

Saara Aalto
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion - from the movie Titanic

Groups
5 After Midnight
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding - from the movie The Commitments

The Keith Lemon film and Honey G- could there be a worse combination?
They are desperate to make Ryan seem interesting, and it's going to be car crash.
Poor Emily- no-one is listening. Last week, she said she wanted to sing something up beat. Which 'Must have been love' ... isn't.

I hate the Sam Smith Bond theme, think it is one of the worst ever. It's not even 'crumbowl/tumbowl' memorable even.

And then Elfish gets one of the biggest movie songs ever. They either want her to win- or are setting her up to be a sub-par Celine. But I think Elfish thinks she can out Dion-Celine, so it will be epic, and SHOUTY probably.

And 5am are going to destroy one of my favourite songs EVER.

I have peanuts, and Ikea fake mulled wine.

See y'all later.

Like her hair tonight

I really do like Saara, but they've just reminded the British public that she's a forriner.

Bottom 3.

Are they on the raft ?? Are they meant to be playing the violin as if they are on the raft at the end? Fuckin' el.

Wind machine & shouty, I AM psycic

Spot on Nancy

There you go Nancy wind machine

Oh wow. This isn't terrible. And she doesn't look like someone glued the entire contents of a craft shop onto her.

Crikey someone's left a door open there's a right draft across that stage.

Drowned out, by the backing track.

Crochet doll over toilet roll cover dress

Yes,she can sing but I cannot warm to her however hard I try

Out- Celine celine.

Louis has been reading the thread

Did anyone else hear Mrs O say oh fuck it?

Well, at least she was in tune. The backing track was too loud, but I think she did OK.

I'm sure my nana used to have a doll with a frock like that which sat over the spare bog roll.

Louis using the word amazing in an interesting context.

I agree, she does look amazing.......

Saaaaaaaarrrrrrraa is wearing my nan's toilet roll holder

You called that Nancy, how did you know lol

What has Simon done to his face?
It looks like some kind of extreme microdermabrasion, maybe done with a scouring pad

I think she's got the best voice of them all. But she won't win.

Ooops Raahh was busy topping up wine and missed you said about toilet roll cover!

I agree with Simon, dress and hair are both awful!

Harry Potter.

what's the spell for 'bugger off?'

Cross posts jester

It was a terrible dress. I'm not even convinced it was really her hair.

Why do they keep playing Harry Potter music?