X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...

[Raahh]

Here are the songs. And Honey Fucking G's 'mash-up' is every bit as bad as we feared

Boys
Matt Terry
Writing’s on The Wall - Sam Smith - from the movie Spectre

Ryan Lawrie
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley - from the movie Jailhouse Rock

Girls
Emily Middlemas
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette - from the movie Pretty Woman

Overs
Honey G
It’s Like That & Getting Jiggy With It - Jason Nevins & Will Smith I - from the movie Keith Lemon The Movie / Last Days of Disco

Saara Aalto
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion - from the movie Titanic

Groups
5 After Midnight
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding - from the movie The Commitments

The Keith Lemon film and Honey G- could there be a worse combination?
They are desperate to make Ryan seem interesting, and it's going to be car crash.
Poor Emily- no-one is listening. Last week, she said she wanted to sing something up beat. Which 'Must have been love' ... isn't.

I hate the Sam Smith Bond theme, think it is one of the worst ever. It's not even 'crumbowl/tumbowl' memorable even.

And then Elfish gets one of the biggest movie songs ever. They either want her to win- or are setting her up to be a sub-par Celine. But I think Elfish thinks she can out Dion-Celine, so it will be epic, and SHOUTY probably.

And 5am are going to destroy one of my favourite songs EVER.

I have peanuts, and Ikea fake mulled wine.

See y'all later.

He is so boring, how can it be possible to make elvis boring

Oh yes destiny. Yep he threw himself into that and if I remember rightly Elvis did this on a bare stage with just attitude, voice and charisma! Ryan is missing all of that

I heard the flying lizards with Money the other day ( 83)
The voice reminded me of Doll woman. She would have rocked!
And the duet , tom n laura.
Ryan has 9 lives

'His best performance'

Kiss of death from Simon.

Destiny
I was also musing earlier how Doll woman would have been a better contestant than all of this lot. I do wonder though if the '"I'm mad, me" act would have become really irritating after a while.

I'm so out of touch this season, late again!!!! Doesn't look like I missed much!

Me to Noisy Just switched on and forwarding through the ads. Blimey they do talk a load of shite on here. How much work have the judges had done?

Relevant?

Has Nicole had a stroke?

When are they finally moving onto 2 songs per person? It feels like they should be doing 2 numbers by now. Perhaps there will be less ads then.

Doll would have been no more a one trick pony than bloody Honey G!!

Ryan is about as relevant as my utensil holder.

dillite do you actually want to hear them sing more than once a week

Doll woman should come back next year- as a 'person'.

Still behind you, here comes Ryaan Legohair

Sainsbury's ad. James Corden's bid for world domination is finally complete

Need more wine...

Is there a Nan?

That Sainsbury's add is sooo long, and who told corden he could sing?!

Did Dermot just say one of 5am is called Michaelangelo??

Yes nancy as that would mean that the end is near.

They are going to ruin this, aren't they?

nancy I think dilitte is hard core wanting the show twice as long with twice as many songs

He needs to go this week, this is shite

Destiny, i bet you wished you 'had gone clubbing now!

James fucking Corden, I can't stand that advert, what were Sainsbury's thinking, are they going into human cloning now or something.
I'm having another glass of wine.