Mic is back

[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Having a big fat MIC catch up.

Think Liv is being a bit of a bellend with branding Ella a shady one after Julius dipped his wick after he and Ella had just had a date.

Yet again another appeal to the "writers": PLEASE NO MORE JAMIE/FRANKIE DRAMA ITS TEDIOUS.

What I actually think is that they are happy and in love. Truly. She's always at his side on social media like some kinda glove puppet and these "cheating situations" seem so so so so engineered by the writers.

Could it be Frankie and Jamie are just actually happy and in love IRL and have to go through the dramatic motions to keep their places on the series?

Maybe you're onto something. Maybe that's why they both seem so wooden and slightly weird in their reactions, because they literally do not care, because it's not real. Ooooh.

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If it's all engineered for 'entertainment' purposes then the scriptwriters need to look up the definition of entertainment. It isn't entertaining watching little Barbie snivel and squint and fiddle with her hair at her little Ken boyfriend. Yes little Ken, we know you won't change for anyone, you have been spouting this for the last six series.

What is entertaining is Mytton constantly winding up little Ken and his stirring. Blatant shit stirring at its best.

The little fashion show last week, with the contolling Cuprinol 'man' that is JaaaayPeeee, Buzz Lightweight and Sam2 was cringeworthy. Ollie would have been perfect as Mark's model!

Yes OLLie should have totally modelled !

Why is Liv trying to pretend she doesn't just want julius for herself?! Cringing

Was nice to see Cheska and hear her news!

Everything - Liv doesn't want Julius. She just likes having a dial-a-puppy-dog-male-buddy. Doesn't want him but doesn't want his time taken up with a genuine gf.

Liv = total dog in the manger.

(Autocorrect dog in the manager which is a whole other thing.)

I bet you anything Liv & Harry will be a total replay of Lucy Watson and Spencer Matthews or Lauren and Spender Matthews.

Ooo. I'm such a cool girl. I can totally handle you bad boy [Spencer/Harry]. I won't take any shit.
Ooo. Look we are dating. He took me to Paris/Bognor. I'm different from the other girls.
Ooo. Look now I'm really keen and you are treating me like shit but my cool girl persona has melted and I am now an emotional wreck.
Ooo. Some girl posted on twitter he bonked her senseless. I don't believe it.
Ooo. Some girl sold her story to the Sun how he bonked her senseless. I don't believe it.
Ooo. He hit on my best friend in front of me and it was filmed and now I have no option to believe it.
He is dumping me for my best friend.
Kill me now.

Mangos I look forward to Harry dumping Liv for Julius then! 😂 lol I do think you're right with that storyline though.

Do you think Cheska has had a nose job? A subtle one but a nose job? Not sure:

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There seems to be a lot more clearance between the end of her nose and the top of her lip when she smiles. Or is it just me?

Mangos, totally agree with you about Liv.

That's what I mean, Mangoes!! She just wants them around her but doesn't want want them! Bloody Harry is certainly no Spencer!

It was so sweet that Cheska is having a baby too! She was so messed about by guys previously, I'm glad she's had a happy ending

Did pp watch the aftershow? Wow that was brutal, some genuine animosity there!

And Sam and Tiff having a 'summer break cos they love each other so much ' WTF is that about??

Ugh, no, I was super tired! Need to watch it on catch up!

This is odd, Toff meeting up with Jack Monroe to talk about politics! ( I try to forget they're all a bunch of Tories when I watch MIC...)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40030197

This is odd, Toff meeting up with Jack Monroe to talk about politics! ( I try to forget they're all a bunch of Tories when I watch MIC...)
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Wish I hadn't read that lol! Toffs one of my favourite characters in it as she does seem so genuinely nice (sometimes!) but her opinions on welfare, tax and fox hunting... urgh!

See to me, Julius is the biggest problem, tattling between Liv and Ella. Shit stirring away like a be-quiffed magimix. (Funny when Mytt has done it this season, cunty when he has done it) 'Oh look - girls are fighting over meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

And what's with Ella and her skelped arse face? And why is she hanging out with MeMe the Me-nion?

And Liv? Step away from Julius. He's a tube. Step away from Harry. He's a cad. And step away from the melt mentioned up thread. And Fred bringing the drama barb at the party? If Liv got fruity in Oz so what? She must have picked up a trace of his inner twat and subconsciously uncoupled.

And Stiff's break? And they are still in love? And she doesn't care if Sameh gets with someone? Em. Ok then. my arse

Roll on Ibiza...

What the feck was Toff wearing? She looked like Heidi crossed with a Russian Doll. How could all that money be wasted on that? Dear God, if she'd fallen in a skip of Primark seconds she would have done herself a favour.

And yes Julius is a dick of the highest order. I blame his mother, sat there beaming at the little twerp like he's so clever to sip his tea and smirk at the same time.

And the 'added for your entertainment' bit with the girls in their scanties...how contrived.

And Binky's baby shower, and that singer, Binky's favourite, who he? Never heard of him.

Roll on Ibiza indeed, can't wait.

Aye. cary - most definitely contrived.

I can hear the howls of protest from the clientele of Marksies if I chucked on an ultimate support bra and chin level pants and started wandering about the food hall. I'm sure some would find it entertaining but not quite in a mic way.

I could always cover up my folds and cellulite with my dog chewed housecoat. I daresay that scanties shop doesn't do flimsy peignoirs in fat.

Don't be so down on yourself Sheldonesque I tried it in Primarni recently and went down a storm, they've asked to pop in at closing time every Saturday and parade about in their £3 luxury cami and french knicker set, because the shop has never emptied so quickly.

Cari 😂

On a break. What a joke. That will massively back fire. And I'm looking forward to the episodes.

The after party was brilliant this time and I loved Steph's dig at liv being the Dick head. Meeeeow.

I am a fan of liv after this series.

Ibiza gonna be MASSIVE!!!!!

I've started watching them all again from the beginning

I didn't get that dig from Steph. They were mates before weren't they?