The XFactor Lives *Week One*

[TheFairyCaravan]

I couldn't find a thread and iirc Raahh is out tonight so I thought I'd do it.

Brooks have been suspended because one of them has been sending abusive messages to their ex girlfriend.

Poor ed balls.

Oh come on, it's fucking hilarious

I thought I was just behind you all...I mus be watching on plus one!! I was so confused!

I've never voted in my life!

I just look in .. and whinge and moan about it all.

Watching the recap I think Relley probably did the best job.

Roussette same here

Sleep well Greater My prediction? I'll have lost interest by mid November and will only be here for the banter

Did they mention at the beginning why the brothers were dropped?

Only 8 year olds actually vote for this thing don't they?

Not like Strictly. Strictly fans are like Moonies or Jim Jones disciples. Very devoted and involved.

I have never voted. I would prefer to put money in a bag with some dog shit and put it in the poo bin,

Vote? Not a chance, surely nobody is actually silly enough to vote for this shit?

mummy no but someone said one had sent abusive texts

Hang on, who's this Bratavio that sung Barbie Girl? Honey G is not looking bad compared to them!!

Oh plenty of people vote - often people who don't actually have any spare money at all!

Dd2 has just told me I could go and do that as honey g is literally me with straight hair and she can rap.

I am disowning her.

I have never even owned a gold track suit.

ooh ohh put BBC2 on, There's a great program by Boy George about punk

RJ, are you hoping we will have a whip round to get you a gold tracksuit? I'm happy to donate a couple of quid for a good cause

Has anyone seen honey G with no glasses and cap?

She is probably a highly respectable GP in disguise ;)

twitter.com/brendanthomas_/status/784853851241340929

Twitter is hilarious about Honey G!

I'd be happy to donate RJ

I have never voted. I would prefer to put money in a bag with some dog shit and put it in the poo bin

Love it!

I say R you say...

RJ You go girl!

RJ some people will do anything for a gold tracksuit

Working on the "will rap badly for tracksuit" sign