X FACTOR- it's the '6 Chair Challenge'- ****8pm**** There will be angst a-plenty. But still not live crocodiles :-(

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to the obvious 'chair fodder' from boot camp being ditched first and looked devastated by it.
Apparently, Nicole takes too long to make decisions, and annoys Simon.
I have a feeling live shows will end up with a very high proportion of novelty acts.

And we haven't had a 'manufactured' band yet . Maybe Friday night man, and Honey you say 'piss off G can get together

I have salted peanuts. And decaf coffee. Rock and Roll.

Oh yes Nancy you speak sense

Oops, Nancy not Raahh

'Joke' acts are usually really likeable (I adore Rylan) ... but those two are unfunny, cringely over rehearsed twats - they remind me of two year 5s putting on a 'show' at school!

Unbelievable. If he had to put those two through then why put Brookes through? They were awful too

Yeah, louis looked at old mumsnet threads and thought of us. He is a naice guy after all. We need the bad guys.
Feel for tomaura though. Bring them back..

At least Rylan could also just about hold a tune. These two are definitely in the Jedward realms of twattery.

Do they not get bored of being so over the top all of the time?

Louis probably isn't allowed to pick any decent acts.

Why are there so many of them?

Jam jar glasses? Why?
Devils work.
Lovely house. How many do Si own? Lol.
Mel B again ! She is omni present that woman.

WTF is Mel wearing? And why is Emma wearing her sofa covers?

I bet Sinitta is livid she's not there,

Emma appears to be wearing pyjamas.

Mel B looks like she forgot her top.

She needs a Mumsnet bra intervention.

Is Mel b wearing that jacket or not? and why has she got massive white granny pants on?

Oh wow- this is mortgage girl, isn't it?

Is she trying to audition as a glamour model?

Actually LOLat the idea that Emma Bunton (lovely as she is), Geri Halliwell and Victoira Beckham got through singing auditions.

I hate this girl.

Blaah, blaah, blaah begging, blaaah.

Its wonder woman

Stage school plus boob job, I say!

Wtf is she doing?

Without the backing singers, smoothing out the shrill bits, she would sound even worse than she does.

If she tries any harder she will shit herself.

Try. Hard.

Beachys yy the bitch in me wondered if Mummy and Daddy paid for the boob job too--

good god