X FACTOR- it's the '6 Chair Challenge'- ****8pm**** There will be angst a-plenty. But still not live crocodiles :-(

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to the obvious 'chair fodder' from boot camp being ditched first and looked devastated by it.
Apparently, Nicole takes too long to make decisions, and annoys Simon.
I have a feeling live shows will end up with a very high proportion of novelty acts.

And we haven't had a 'manufactured' band yet . Maybe Friday night man, and Honey you say 'piss off G can get together

I have salted peanuts. And decaf coffee. Rock and Roll.

Jared Leto in the bath!

Idris Elba can win the X Factor. He can do the live shows all by himself.

I didn't have Jared Leto. I had Idriss Elba, much more pleasant to the eye.

Oh I had Idris too

I don't think I got Jared that time .
But I did get Idris. Can't be too greedy.
Oh, and the singing Flash dog.

Idris to be the new Bond? I hope so.
Who is this Jared bloke? Getting old

80s Jared was the sexpot in My So Called Life in the 90s. He is 40+, just doesn't look it.

Poor Britney looks very confused. And vampire Eric needs his vampire make-up as he's just not hot without it.

Jared is an actor and a singer, and is actually a lot old than he looks (which makes ogling him acceptable).
He was in one of the most harrowing films I've ever watched. Requiem for a Dream'.

Wtf are they wearing ?

Still never heard of im! Have to goggle

Do they use Ronseal's wood varnish for their tans?

Outfits inspired by Elmer

And yes! 'This so called Life' .I loved that.

There is definitely a painting in Jared's loft. not a euphemism.

Are the outfits flamable.
These two are less annoying than Honey G, and at least have a sense of humour.

Oh my word.

They can sing, bless em.
Its jedward all over again

I;m getting too old for this

Jared is a massive (literally and not) dick. He was in Dallas buyers club with Texas T-rex.

Rou, never. Your younger than me.
Most people are

The Brooks are really pretty forgettable.

Its ant n dec
And the brats.

I can't cope with the number of Pom Poms I'm having hideous flashbacks to DD's first homework project....

How do they stop their make-up from melting in that heat? Do they seal it with some PVA glue?

DS1 has just left the room saying he "can feel intelligence draining from him by the second!" 😂

I lasted 30 mins of dallas buyers club.jennfer thingy was sooo annoying i had to turn it off!