X FACTOR- it's the '6 Chair Challenge'- ****8pm**** There will be angst a-plenty. But still not live crocodiles :-(

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to the obvious 'chair fodder' from boot camp being ditched first and looked devastated by it.
Apparently, Nicole takes too long to make decisions, and annoys Simon.
I have a feeling live shows will end up with a very high proportion of novelty acts.

And we haven't had a 'manufactured' band yet . Maybe Friday night man, and Honey you say 'piss off G can get together

I have salted peanuts. And decaf coffee. Rock and Roll.

He's a bit pushy. Be more 'umble lad!

Didn't know this started so early today.

This guy is killing my ears.

No 6 looking nervous!

Not keen on his voice, too affected at the beginning.

And 'I've got a mum' is a shit sob story.

Nope, pants

No!

Raahh, yes, Gaga knows when to tone it down. However, they are busy making pleather skirt for her as we speak no doubt.
This guy is enthusiastic.

Oh here comes begging

Am I missing something

They are all pretty bad

I mean I could do better
And I'm shit!

Knew it.

Stripper next.

Yeah she wasn't very good either

Raah.

'My mum is 57, healthy and fond of a European city break. I'm doing this for her!

She was robbed!

Oh no. Teacher lady was quite good if I remember correctly.

What the fuck is that white monstrosity there?

She should stay, stripper oot

why the key change shouting? Stop it.

Time for Sharon to regret letting her go this time, maybe.

That was boring and safe.

That was very flat.

More returnees. (They should all do a duet with Jeremy corbyn. )
Little poo squat there.
Louis coming out with the old cliches.

squoosh

I still expecting Sharon to bring back Honey g.

Stripper- Out!

(It's so easy to guess, isn't it?).

Who was chair number 3?

Honey G is out? No! How are you coping HoneyD?

Rebeekah is a proper 'over' despite her previous singing career.

She is very 'mumsy'. No stripping for her.

Bored now

This song was played on bloody loop in the 90s.