Sleb Masterchef finals. Shut up Gregg.

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New thread here

Frank opinions = Bloody rude

Who's the guy with the comedy wig?

Toby Young and his horsemen of the apocalypse.

Where the jiggins is Charles Campion and Tracy whatsername?

Even that Sitwell bloke would be better than Young.

Who is toby young ? (Am not in uk, have never heard of him)

squoosh

Where are the proper critics?

Is Gregg wearing a pocket watch on a chain?

Twit.

I miss Peter Griffin's critique.

who's the guy with the hair? He looks like his cat's been crawing all over his suit

You can fuck right off with your "girly" food.

I'll give you girlie you arse.

What's wrong with a 'girlie' pudding?

What does he want, a garnish of man pubes?

Also all of the judges are really annoying

Thank you four quelles

girlie my arse. What a wanker.

He looks like the mad professor in Independence Day who gets throttled in his lab by the alien.

They all hold their spoons really weirdly

I knew I'd seen him somewhere before

Alexis' fish looks overcooked.

I'd love if Charles Campion burst through the door in a superhero cape and got rid of this lot of chancers.

He does Liney. Pub quiz answer - that actor played Data in Star Trek Next Generation.

Heh. Shows what I know.

I prefer Peter Griffin to Data

Wait, what? Dr Okun and Data are the same person?!

That dessert looks fecking brilliant. Send it over, Alexis.