Sleb Masterchef finals. Shut up Gregg.

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I can imagine Jimmy keeping it warm and smoky down his massive pants in the style of a Viz character. Little Jimmy Osmond and his Unfeasibly Useful Culinary Underkecks.

Ah that explains why I've never come across them in real life Grouchy.

Deal ellen !

I think Greg's got new glasses which makes him look even more gormless. that's just a side comment BTW

Alexis' main looked beautiful.

Alexis will win I reckon

Liney

Liney!

squoosh yes, and that's after he'd virtually compared her to a slapper who liked a curry and a skinful of booze on a Friday night

Alexis has done a really outstanding job. Unless Jimmy has done something truly amazing I think he'll win.

Alexis's pud looks verrrrrry rich

It all looks like art.

Looks like 'celebrity' Alexis has it in the bag.

Hmph.

Come on Jimmy

Sorry, now PMSL at Liney!

Is Jimmy's dish too simple???

Oh my eyes Liney, I'm off to look for brain and eye bleach

Alexis is going to win

Jimmy Osmond might not win but he's the People's (big underpant wearing) Prince!

Think you are right beeny

I love the sound of a savoury whoopie pie. I'm nicking that one.

Oh I dont' think Jimmy can win (too american, sorry if that's not the right thing to say)

Jimmy won't win it. Shame.

Think Alexis has it to be honest, but I'm always wrong, I have to take out a small loan for all toffees I owe everyone after betting Sid would win

Deconstructed.

Before we finish, can someone tell me who Alexis is?!