Eden

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts tomorrow - anyone planning to watch?

It looks like a new version of Castaway without the heavy-handed interference of the TV crew and without the cosy huts provided.

I'd like there to be an Eden baby

Ah jasmine got the attention she obviously needs so she will be happy now for a bit

Jasmine will come into her own when they're all homesick and depressed by offering a nice spot of relaxing yoga 😄

Get pally with the chef, clever girl

Jasmine and Steven...subtle

Jenna's a junior doctor. So she should come in handy if there's any nasty accidents. Hopefully not any wicker man type ones! I found this link which says who all the participants are and their jobs.

www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/690581/Eden-Channel-4-Bear-Grylls-The-Island

This is just the posh mans big brother isn't it

Yes it like gap year big brother.

Think I'm going to watch the last 20 minutes and then watch BB.

I imagine contraception is in with the essentials. There is very little to do in an evening so I doubt the possibility of a lot of shagging has been ignored.

Ok Annem

Probably more fun being in Eden than Big Brother. Less claustrophobic for starters.

Ooh they'll be romantic ructions ahead

Big brother minus the useless twats except Jasmine

The goats are the best part.

Jasmine is getting on my tits, Rob is lush and caring (good with goats?) and Anton is annoying but, ultimately, right. Just deals with people badly.

Is "forager" an actual job btw?

People shagging in shared accommodation is grim.

Oh yeah, an Eden baby, delivered by Rob the vet.

I want a job as a forager, I've just applied to work at Marks and Spencer food hall so I suppose it's similar

There's plenty of forest around for some secluded outdoor shagging.

That is exactly the same, darkside.

I think anton and Ralph are going to be buddies

'Just so you know I've got johnnys to trade'

Looks like contraceptives weren't included as essentials, if they're talking about trading johnnies....

It is isn't it Anne? I'm going to get business cards made up if I get it. DARKSIDE: TRAINEE FORAGER

What happened to the shepherdess?