Eden

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts tomorrow - anyone planning to watch?

It looks like a new version of Castaway without the heavy-handed interference of the TV crew and without the cosy huts provided.

What time of year are they at here?

Pwoar I fancy the carpenter

Rob the vet will end up as a tv vet after this.

I think Anton has a point to be honest. Where they are will be horrendous come winter. He's planning ahead rather than being a dick.

I am a bit in love with Rob the Vet. Anton the bellend can do one though

Think I'm going to like the vet

Anton speaks sense tbh

They only moved in in March, Joey, so sometime between March and now.

Tree murderer

And in fairness, I'd probably have stayed in the shed too. People-noise wakes me instantly because I'm such a shallow sleeper.

I totally want a pet goat now

is it Scotland?

Yes goat

Yep, Scotland

Ha ha ha sole

I also agree anton has a point and is planning ahead

I'll be surprised if jasmine lasts too long

Bye bye Jasmine!

Jasmine the veggy thinks she can smile and giggle her way through

Thanks. Whereabouts?

We're they just saying that Jasmine had been saying they could all do what they like as there are no rules? can anyone say 'burden'?

So basically jasmine they don't all like you so you're going to turn on the tears and threaten to take your ball home

Jasmine's not coming across well, is she? You'd think there'd be something useful she could get stuck into.

What would they do without her vital yoga skills if she leaves? The whole experiment could collapse!

There's loads of low skilled but labour intensive stuff she could be doing if she asked how bits should be done. She could even go find the sheep. Sounds like she just doesn't fancy it.

vital yoga skills