Wimbledon 2016: Week Two.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Boring title; hope the tennis is better!

Half my age plus 7 takes me to 29. So Rafa, Federer, Murray, Wawrinka, Djokovic, Ferrer, Gasquet, Lopez...

I'm going to have me a party

It takes me to 26.

I wonder what tennis players would be like in bed. I think I would feel slightly apprehensive about having sex with any athletic person in that I wouldn't be athletic enough. Or that I'd run out of stamina first.

It brings me to 29 too!

But Djokovic is just going to hand out mints or something.

Half my age plus 7 takes me to 27. So who is most suitable I wonder?

Mirandawest - we've established that Isner might be a problem re. stamina and keeping up with him

And, presumably, Mahut - but no-one's mentioned him. Which, given who has come up, is a bit of a blow for Mahut's pride, I would think.

Gluten free snacks, Theonlylivingboy.

derxa- she is but I would never have put her with Andre, who seemed more 'outgoing than Steffi. He courted the media, and she was so private.They make a great couple though.

I always think of Mahut as being little and hobbit-like. But he's 6ft 3! I love that Isner is godfather to one of his kids too.

Yes, I forgot about that. And wheatgrass smoothies.

No-one will come to my party

6ft 3? Raonic is 6ft 5, doncha know? Sure someone mentioned it today. And Berdych is. So Mahout is, in fact, little and hobbit-like.

I'm 4ft8- therefore, 6ft 3 is VERY VERY TALL.

Over the last few years, I've become very fond of Milos. I really want him to do well.

No-one wants Murray, then? He does nothing for me. It's the attitude, adam's apple,and the fact he looks like Beavis/and or Butthead (can never remember which).

The heights of tennis players baffles me. Being such a titchy person.

I love Murray, but in a maternal way, he reminds me a lot of ds1.
Technically he conforms to the half my age plus 7 system, but no. Icky.

I will have Tsonga

ooh Tsonga.

I realised the other day how much ds looks like Goffin. it was a strange feeling

Murray looks like my little brother so that's a Hell No from me.

DH has helped me (reluctantly) do the maths, so after a discussion about what you do with the half when your age is an odd number we've worked out that I get to leer at anyone aged 23 and over. That's most of 'em!

Lucky Grouchy

Tsonga is very nice to look at

And he is 31 so this is OK

It is my hen afternoon tea on Sunday afternoon. This was possibly a tactical error.

I'm too old for any of them But that's ok, I'll settle happily for Mac or Lendl or Becker. And meanwhile I can fulfill a maternal advisory sort of role for all the young ones, and guide them in your the right direction :)

Dh is 6' 6" and my two big ds's are 6' 3 and 4 so I can deal with height. Even though I'm only 5' 4".

I don't think it's too late to reschedule, Miranda. Or: make watching the final part of the day. It's your hen do, after all.

Oh Miranda congratulations. We are all invited I presume?! Failing that, go off and have a fab time, and check in to the thread later for all the info you will need. When are you getting married?

I have never really got my head around Steffi and Andre being together. It's great, but still a bit odd

Me either - she's a goddess, he's a bit of a tit