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Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

972 replies

fourquenelles · 22/06/2016 10:15

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

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ellenanora5 · 21/07/2016 20:14

Sid is useless isn't he

Hi iklboo

fourquenelles · 21/07/2016 20:14

Poor old Branwell always gets missed out and there is a view that he wrote the lot.

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HalsallRedux · 21/07/2016 20:16

four have you read Cold Comfort Farm? A character in that has a theory that Branwell wrote everything because the sisters were always lolling about pissed Grin

ellenanora5 · 21/07/2016 20:16

He didn't get a look in fourquenells, not with those damn brainy wimmin

fourquenelles · 21/07/2016 20:18

I love Cold Comfort Farm Halsall. "Something nasty in the woodshed" and "no horse collars on the table" were family sayings.

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/07/2016 20:20

I want to go there. So beautiful and English.

I don't want to leave

HalsallRedux · 21/07/2016 20:21

Excellent, another CCF fan, I knew you were a jolly good sort four Grin

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/07/2016 20:23

This is pissing me off. Obviously they can't cook for 60 people if the producers haven't given them the right equipment! Why are there so few ovens? And such small hobs??

fourquenelles · 21/07/2016 20:23

Thanks Halsall. Here, have this hearty slap on the back.

It is a lovely part of the country Hearts. Any chance of a quick visit before you go?

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fourquenelles · 21/07/2016 20:24

Oops burnt cake.

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fourquenelles · 21/07/2016 20:26

Sid is hopeless isn't he. Little Jimmy on the other hand seems sound as a pound.

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HalsallRedux · 21/07/2016 20:27

The Brontes would be very proud? Yeah, 'cos Emily loved her beetroot spelt risotto Hmm

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/07/2016 20:27

The movers are coming on Tuesday fourquenelles so no chance............ we are up to our eyeballs in packing and organising..........

HalsallRedux · 21/07/2016 20:28

That's a Barnsley chop, that is.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/07/2016 20:28

I am a massive Jimmy fan.

fourquenelles · 21/07/2016 20:28

Crikey Hearts good luck!

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/07/2016 20:31

Thanks Flowers

Bouncy spelt Grin

ellenanora5 · 21/07/2016 20:33

Are you moving house HeartsTrump

HalsallRedux · 21/07/2016 20:34

Jimmy Osmond made my pudding ARF

fourquenelles · 21/07/2016 20:39

Just wikied Jimmy. My word he is a powerhouse. What drive. And he seems like a nice human being too.

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/07/2016 20:40

Sid looks AWFUL. Hungover or like an addict with withdrawal symptoms or something.

ellenanora5 · 21/07/2016 20:41

What is Spelt?

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/07/2016 20:42

ellen you could say that Grin

We're moving (back to) Canada Smile

ellenanora5 · 21/07/2016 20:42

I agree with you HeartsTrump, he doesn't look great at all

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/07/2016 20:44

Spelt is kind of like barley.