Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

Jimmy is through, I'd say.

jimmy and audrey for the win!

Well done Jimmy, your dessert was おいしいです

I know I said it last night but it's true, those Osmonds can do everything, even speak Japanese

are they both through?

Yep! All through

ellen let's land ourselves an Osmond husband. I bet there's a spare 20 or so back in Utah.

Halsall and SwedishEdith are the Osmonds in disguise

I want Jimmy to be my friend, or like cousin or something. I want to be irritated by him but I am ending up impressed.

Great idea squoosh, I'll meet you at the airport

Pack some shortbread for the flight!

Arigato gozaimasu ellen-san

And actually he's very funny too. "You guys should really get into this business." ARF.

I bet you Audley has awesome dreds under his hair net.

I want Jimmy to be my friend, or like cousin or something. I want to be irritated by him but I am ending up impressed

Yeah, he's strangely appealing in the friend-zone territory

Oh no they're nice braids. Just as good.

Aaah that was very heartwarming. They were all so happy.

See y'all next week!

Already on the packing list squoosh

Absolutely Halsall, couldn't agree more

He is funny HeartsTrump, and sweet, ah I do like him

Thanks for the laughs everyone, catch you all soon

Til next week

Isn't Jimmy really nice.
I recognised him immediately though I mustn't have seen him in y e a r s.
I stumbled on the programme and the remote was broken so I just kept watching.
How DO you pronounce acai?

So I've finally caught up with all of this. Too much tennis to watch when it began.

squoosh It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that you played hockey.

Gleb loves himself so much, bless him.

Audley is indeed very attractive and I think I'd eat most of the food he cooks. However! They looked like meringues, not pavlovas.

DH buys sweet pastries that contain some sort of cheese. Yuk

I am so sorry to have been missing in action but I was camping in a field in Suffolk at a very naice festival and refused to pay £25 to get my phone charged. I also refused to pay £35 to be able to shower and poo in relative luxury so apologise for the faint whiff on the thread. Well that's lowered the tone. So what's happened in a nutshell?