Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

I enjoyed last nights more than last week, some of them were quiet good, I laughed at the cream crackers

Catch you all later

Are we all ready?

Present and correct Miss

I'd just fillet that, fry gently and some sort of sauce, not that I've ever filleted a fish but you know what I mean

Amelle reminds me of adult children of Greek dads and English mums on an island I used to go to every year! Blonde hair and olive skins - stunning.

Evening ellena I'd go with that too.

Now I want fish and chips

I missed yesterday, curses. Hello all. The Rev isn't good at thinking on his feet, it appears....

Hi Halsall, yep he seemed a bit lost didn't he.

Missed you Halsall
HeartsTrumpsDiamonds is missing the Rev too
Mo will pull it out of the bag I reckon

Evening ellen! Actually, they all seem fairly clueless

Who is the guy who looks like a boxer?

I'd love to see Gregg cooking and everyone criticise him

He's a rugby player Halsall

He's a rugby player apparently Halsall

'If in doubt, melt chocolate', it seems.

Wotcha fourquenelles

I type too slowly

That fish is going to be like rubber

Very attractive those strawberries (not)

I know fourquenelles, not much thought went into that at all

I think they are the worse deserts I've ever seen on this show

Mind you pouring Madeira into a cake.............

Those are seriously terrible desserts. Pretty awful mains too, tbh.

Now I'm sorry but fuck off Gregg, it can't be that good, the bloody fish would have been way over cooked

I like the mass catering challenge. Let's hope they are sensible.

Shepherds pie and pasta bake, what's the betting