ALLEZ! ROLAND GARROS tennis thread (cont) as we head to the second week.[title edited by MNHQ at OP's request]

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I can't link , as I'm on my phone. And I now have to do BBQ things because dh has remembered he has a broken thumb

Aller! Richard!

Well they're wrong.

For a long time I thought Kei was called Ken.

MrsV dog is just generally very whiffy. Is probably the weather, and the mud he found earlier.

Ooh, Richard's passion.

Poor smelly dog.

Lass can be whiffy. She's self cleaning.

Ken suits him. Kind of dull and meh, like Barbie's Ken.

I could see Kei in all the Ken attire.

Bendy legs and arms too, with a head that spins.

Someone needs to wipe that camera. Think there's a dead squashed something smeared on it.

Jim's taking his duties too seriously. Mmnn mmm mmmmmnnnn.

Match point !

Richard has a Spanish coach at lea

Ooh la la he's done it !

Allez Richard !

YEY!

Can he beat Murray? I need to check the stats on height and brown hair, don't I?

Poor Ken. Buh-bye.

Could be a good match. Gasquet V Murray.

at Theonly. I think I've finally come across someone who hates him even more than I do! My hatred goes back to him retiring in the Wimbledon semi final against Rafa in 2007. How dare someone have such little respect for our wonderful game that they retire in the semi-final of the greatest tournament in the world.

Allez Richard! Delighted for him.

If Richard plays as well as he has, I reckon he stands a chance against Murray.

But we might need Murray to beat Novak.

Hurrah!

He can beat Murray. unless there are stats on short players.

Sergi is funny. he will explode if Richard gets to the final.

the last 2 years have been pretty good for Gasquet.
Would be fab if he won.

So we need someone to topple Novak before the Final....

What a doofus. I said earlier Lewis won the Monte Carlo GP, when of course I meant Monaco.

Silly mare.

Anyway, I'd better speak to the DCs. Check they're still living here.

See you all soon !

Am now returning to RL also. It's been lovely!

Play suspended, probably for the night at this time.