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MASTERCHEF FINALS! Come on in for a confit egg!

350 replies

Roussette · 06/05/2016 07:44

Thought I would start this in preparation for tonight! See y'all later Smile

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EssentialHummus · 06/05/2016 20:58

Ooh more cross-sections of cauliflower Confused

Pomegranatemolasses · 06/05/2016 20:59

She's not only mof, she's a proper diamond geezah. Jellied eels next

Chipstick10 · 06/05/2016 20:59

Cricklewood is hardly the east end of London . What's the cockles and winkles story ?

SlinkyVagabond · 06/05/2016 20:59

"Tonight I am serving sous vide teté au grocer tenderised slowly by having a nest of vipers jumping up and down on it over several hours" 🏆
I'm not convinced by these meals so far.

blueskyinmarch · 06/05/2016 20:59

I had lovely lamb this evening. It was cooked a la M&S instructions!

squoosh · 06/05/2016 20:59

I've never eaten a winkle

Roussette · 06/05/2016 20:59

squoosh I don't wanna be hit on in that prison. Just for kitchenaid incident/Greg!

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squoosh · 06/05/2016 21:00

sous vide teté au grocer

Grin
GrouchyKiwi · 06/05/2016 21:00

I hate rhubarb. Jane's menu not speaking to me (except to say "this is not for you, wimp").

Has anyone ever eaten winkles? I don't think they have them in NZ. Or they've got a name in Maori.

Wordsaremything · 06/05/2016 21:00

Yep diamond geezah storyline too. Bugger

ellenanora5 · 06/05/2016 21:01

I'm way behind now, had to pause for ages, I'll catch you all up soon

fourquenelles · 06/05/2016 21:01

Smelly stinky rubbery little buggers squoosh - winkles, not Greg(g).

Roussette · 06/05/2016 21:01

I've had winkles. Eaten with a pin. No, didn't like them! Mussels, yes but only a few, not a great plateful.

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squoosh · 06/05/2016 21:02

After that review i'll push them further down my list of foods to try fourquenelles!

GrouchyKiwi · 06/05/2016 21:02

Billy and his confit egg yolks. The man is obsessed.

fourquenelles · 06/05/2016 21:02

Another fucking confit egg yolk!

dementedma · 06/05/2016 21:02

Confit egg yolk. Not again....

Roussette · 06/05/2016 21:02

Well done Billy making yer own sausages. And love tomatoes done any old way

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WorriedOrStressed · 06/05/2016 21:02

Eggs - there's a surprise

sunnydayinmay · 06/05/2016 21:02

I've watched this entire series with my 12 year old DS heckling every time Jane mentions her children. "Mum of Four" is not popular in this house, I'm afraid.

Wordsaremything · 06/05/2016 21:02

Tete d'alimentation generale a trois Facons....
Sous vide, naturellement

squoosh · 06/05/2016 21:02

Another
Mother
Fucking
Confit
Egg
Yolk

Pomegranatemolasses · 06/05/2016 21:03

christ Billy is consistent, I'll give him that. It's confit or the highway

GrouchyKiwi · 06/05/2016 21:03

Sad Suckling pig.

SlinkyVagabond · 06/05/2016 21:03

What's that black shit?