Masterchef - off we go again!

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Here we are!

Ugh Tim was so annoying. Everything he made was flavoured with tea.

I liked Hannah when she was on, was Tim the doctor

Gosh, Alec's very, um. highly-strung

I have an urge to tug Alec's hair. It looks like a toupee that's slipped forward.

Are we hoping Alec loses it entirely and starts throwing kitchen utensils at everyone?

Just me then.

Is he a consultant?

"Oh my god. Look at those stats! Loook! Omygodomygod you're doomed, doomed I say. Wahhhhhhhh"

No, me too squoosh

I wish there was more variety in the rounds, the first and third are basically the same. Invention tests are much more interesting. And I wish there was a round where they had a day to cook, then you could see different kinds of foods/cooking - less pan-fried/roasted everything!

No squoosh me too

I like the way Annie speaks. Random I know.

Wouldn't that make a refreshing/terrifying change from the usual deadpan consultants mavis?

Bugger off Tim

Ah I liked James. He was sweet.

I forgot how miserable that Kate Spicer always was. Even when she was happy!

Here goes Greg(g) the human clock. I want to duct tape his mouth.

Hmm, not quite enough goo to that brownie, I fear

Greg(g) pushes John out of the way and lands head first in the remaining brownie.

Any eejit can make a decent brownie.

I can't decide if I fancy Billy.

The judge with the white shirt looks like my ex - he was a twat and a cunt and a bully

Oh shut the FUCK up, Gregg

Burnt fish skin

I rather like sideshow Bob

I think he's the chap who was into Heston style cooking afterthegoldrush

Why has the ice-cream not churned? Why do they give them crap equipment that doesn't work?

I'm here but a bit behind you all! I have been lurking but i have just got to say (again) that Gregg is giving me absolute RAGE! The back slapping and the shouting and the stupid questions. ...what happened to the ice cream? It didn't bloody set Gregg you idiot!!!

Sorry. Rant over.