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Masterchef - off we go again!

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Roussette · 07/04/2016 20:23

Here we are!

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squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:30

Ugh Tim was so annoying. Everything he made was flavoured with tea.

ellenanora5 · 13/04/2016 21:31

I liked Hannah when she was on, was Tim the doctor

HalsallRedux · 13/04/2016 21:32

Gosh, Alec's very, um. highly-strung

squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:32

I have an urge to tug Alec's hair. It looks like a toupee that's slipped forward.

squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:33

Are we hoping Alec loses it entirely and starts throwing kitchen utensils at everyone?

Just me then.

originalmavis · 13/04/2016 21:34

Is he a consultant?

"Oh my god. Look at those stats! Loook! Omygodomygod you're doomed, doomed I say. Wahhhhhhhh"

HalsallRedux · 13/04/2016 21:34

No, me too squoosh Grin

TooMuchRain · 13/04/2016 21:34

I wish there was more variety in the rounds, the first and third are basically the same. Invention tests are much more interesting. And I wish there was a round where they had a day to cook, then you could see different kinds of foods/cooking - less pan-fried/roasted everything!

fourquenelles · 13/04/2016 21:34

No squoosh me too Grin

I like the way Annie speaks. Random I know.

squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:35

Wouldn't that make a refreshing/terrifying change from the usual deadpan consultants mavis? Grin

squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:36

Bugger off Tim

squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:37

Ah I liked James. He was sweet.

squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:37

I forgot how miserable that Kate Spicer always was. Even when she was happy!

fourquenelles · 13/04/2016 21:38

Here goes Greg(g) the human clock. I want to duct tape his mouth.

HalsallRedux · 13/04/2016 21:40

Hmm, not quite enough goo to that brownie, I fear

fourquenelles · 13/04/2016 21:41

Greg(g) pushes John out of the way and lands head first in the remaining brownie.

squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:41

Any eejit can make a decent brownie.

squoosh · 13/04/2016 21:42

I can't decide if I fancy Billy.

afterthegoldrush · 13/04/2016 21:42

The judge with the white shirt looks like my ex - he was a twat and a cunt and a bully

HalsallRedux · 13/04/2016 21:42

Oh shut the FUCK up, Gregg

afterthegoldrush · 13/04/2016 21:43

Burnt fish skin

dementedma · 13/04/2016 21:44

I rather like sideshow Bob

ellenanora5 · 13/04/2016 21:45

I think he's the chap who was into Heston style cooking afterthegoldrush

HalsallRedux · 13/04/2016 21:45

Why has the ice-cream not churned? Why do they give them crap equipment that doesn't work?

foxessocks · 13/04/2016 21:51

I'm here but a bit behind you all! I have been lurking but i have just got to say (again) that Gregg is giving me absolute RAGE! The back slapping and the shouting and the stupid questions. ...what happened to the ice cream? It didn't bloody set Gregg you idiot!!!

Sorry. Rant over.

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