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I'm addicted to Dance Moms, it's not even funny!

95 replies

ilovevegcrisps · 23/03/2016 18:54

Does anyone else love it??

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 13/04/2016 22:22

I quite like the minis - their Monster trio was very sweet.

Some of Abby's routines slide into the interesting - Jojo's Carrie inspired routine and Maddie as Lizzie Borden for a start. And I wouldn't say I was part of the PC brigade, but I cringed at the Native American inspired one, and haven't got over the religion one with somebody in a sparkly niqab and Mackenzie in a stoned habit yet...

TheFairyCaravan · 14/04/2016 10:11

It's my guilty pleasure alongside Teen Mom. This morning I watched the one that aired in the USA this week. This afternoon I'll watch the repeat from last season! Grin

sam19 · 14/04/2016 14:12

Another dance mom fan here, i have watched up to season four, then got fed up of it, now watching them on 5star and hope they have the newer ones on at some point. Anyone follow the girls on instagram? Some of them have you tube channels as well. (not that im a stalker or anything ) Hmm

Gatehouse77 · 22/04/2016 16:53

I love and hate this programme in equal measures!

But why is Maddie so lauded when she only has 2 facial expressions - pained or sycophantic?
And I get so frustrated with how Abby uses the kids to try and get the mothers in line and why they let her.

Chottie · 03/05/2016 20:41

It's my guilty pleasure too......

I also love Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

And

The Twinkles (cheerleader team aged 8-12 years old on YouTube). They are the offshoot of the Shooting Stars cheer team.

openthecurtains · 04/05/2016 12:30

I'm fascinated by this. But I struggle to see why Maddie consistantly beats Chloe. I find Chloe so much more beautiful to watch. To me, she's more graceful and elegnant and her dances just flow and are totally fluid. And her facial expressions are better and more varied. Maddie's main expression always reminds me of a baby about to poo!

is it that Maddie has better choreography? Competition judges clearly rate Maddie as better but the assessors for the Joffrey picked Chloe.

jay55 · 04/05/2016 12:38

The trailer for centre stage 2 which Chloe is in is out, bound to be trashtastic. Hope it's shown here(it's a made for tv jobby).

Have Abby's legal issues resolved?

With the minis they all blend in to one for me. At the start of the show Mackenzie and cathy's daughter must have been that young but we got to know their personalities.

Tabithajacobson · 09/05/2016 18:23

I adore the show, massive Chloe and Christie fan! I'm massively cheering Chloe on, I want her to be super famous Grin , I'll be watching her movie, even though it will probably be as bad as most tv films about teenage dancers.

I just finished Season 6, but promise no spoilers as I know loads of you haven't , I loved S6 there was so much drama!! All the mothers are so bloody unbearable, especially Jill who continuously refers to Kendall as 2nd best, the one thing I liked about Kelly was that she always believed in her kids and was their number 1 cheerleader!

Abby's legal woes are still happening, she's waiting around for the court date, I really hope she isn't arrested, as I love the show but Karma is a bitch, she deserves all the issues heading her way.

Brynn is my new favourite Grin such a sweetheart

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 09/05/2016 18:29

Chottie - if you like Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, you might also like LA Clippers Dance Squad - I do.

I am a huge Dance Moms fan, and grumble every Monday because I have to go out to choir rehearsal, so can't watch the new episode until I get home.

RTKangaMummy · 09/05/2016 18:38

We love it here too

DH and me Smile

We are on season 3 on 5 STAR each night as we only have FREEVIEW

RTKangaMummy · 09/05/2016 18:39

I really like Chloe and her style of dance and love it when she beats Maddie

Season 3 fan

RTKangaMummy · 09/05/2016 18:46

season 3 Melissa's hair what is it with the tiger stripes either side of her parting????

RTKangaMummy · 09/05/2016 18:57

5 STAR tonight seems to have 2 episodes but not sure about 2nd one as it says on tv guide it is from season 1

so no idea what is happening

TheChippendenSpook · 10/05/2016 17:53

I love Dance Mom's too :-)

I read somewhere that the pyramid was the producer's idea and the girls all laugh about it.

TheSecondOfHerName · 11/05/2016 00:54

I'm watching S3. I don't understand what it is about it that makes me keep watching.

RTKangaMummy · 11/05/2016 20:00

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!

Gatehouse77 · 11/05/2016 22:02

Watched tonight's episode when Abby supposedly pits Chlöe and Maddie against each other on a level playing field.

Then it comes out that Maddie was getting extra rehearsals.

Then it comes out that Abby approached the judges and got Chlöe demoted from 1st to 2nd.

'Scuse my language, but fucking hell!!! Why, why do the other mothers put up with it? I know they have to see the season through or pay a huge penalty but I really don't get why they keep signing up?

Abby is such a massive ball of contradiction and hypocrisy.
If she cries when Candy Apples win, that's ok.
If she lies, that's ok.
If she slates people's parenting, that's ok.
If she uses 'ringers' like Cathy, that's ok.
If she gets a guest choreographer, that's ok.
Etc., etc.

TheSecondOfHerName · 11/05/2016 22:17

Maddie's behaviour towards her sister in the wings when she came off stage seemed quite uncharacteristic. I think she realised her performance wasn't as good as Chloe's and was taking it out on Mackenzie.

TheSecondOfHerName · 11/05/2016 22:31

I don't understand why Abby goes to such lengths (extra private classes, appealing to judges then lying about it) to make sure that Maddie always comes in first place. Especially at the expense of her other students. Is Melissa bribing her or blackmailing her?

hownottofuckup · 11/05/2016 22:46

I love Dance Mum's. Only discovered it recently but am totally hooked.
The episode tonight I really felt for Chloe, she had tears in her eyes and her voiced cracked when she said about her 1st prize being given to Maddie. Was funny when they guy came back in and thanked Abbie for pointing out the error just after she's denied having anything to do with it though.

BankWadger · 11/05/2016 22:55

Abby almost looked ashamed. Only almost mind.

But then how much of it is real and how much helped along by the production team? (Because as if Abbey would sit be Cathy if she didn't have to)

Gatehouse77 · 12/05/2016 07:56

There's definitely a big slice of editing and production going on so, like all reality TV, it's not 100% true.

Also, I don't get the love for Maddie's 'emotion'. To me, she only has two faces - the pained emotion that looks like she's constipated but trying to put a brave face on or the sickly sweet smile. Ugh!

Abby clearly wasn't happy that neither Maddie nor Mackenzie won. And I don't believe Melissa's protestations that she was fine with it.

And (I'm soooo over invested in this programme!!) Jill is a major shit stirrer. She was the one egging Kelly to tell Abby she was unhappy, pushing the wedge between Kelly and Christi, unable to just ignore Cathy, etc. I think it's to draw attention to the mothers' behaviour and keep her looking good so that Kendall isn't punished. I hate, hate, hate the way Abby punishes the girls for the mothers' actions. As if they have control over them!

Leeloo2 · 11/06/2016 18:21

I just watched the last special, with only Abby, Maddie and Mackenzie. Has anyone else watching that been surprised at how nice Abby was? She still seemed a bit wacky going onto it (being late and fussing about her 'rolls'), but was much nicer to the girls and they seemed genuinely fond of her - which you wouldn't have thought from other recent episodes.

I was also surprised by the clips shown of the girls last performance / speeches & party after - which showed Abby being lovely, blowing kisses etc. Again this seemed to contradict the previous show episodes, where it looked like Abby wouldn't even talk to them and the 'party' didn't really happen because of Abby being mean to them.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by how edited the show is, but they should keep a coherent narrative!

I was completely shocked that pyramid takes 4 hours! What a waste of everyone's lives!

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 11/06/2016 19:54

I'm not a Maddie-fan either and as Gatehouse says, there's a constipated look to her when she's performing and getting the message that she's a better dancer and therefore more special than anybody else. I don't think she's the best dancer, I think Chloe is and Brooke has the potential to be better than Maddie too.

I like Chloe, McKenzie, Brooke and Paige - Chloe most of all. If I were her mother, I'd forget about 'Broadway' and would have put her into a ballet academy for pure ballet training as that seems to be Chloe's thing.

The best dance mom is Kelly, in my opinion, she really does seem to have her children's best interests at heart. Melissa is a nightmare who is living through her Maddie. I think she'll have trouble with her later on; if I were Maddie I'd be emancipated!

I don't know what Vivi-Anne is there for. A dancer she isn't. Cathy must be blinded by mother-love to not see that.

I quite like Abbie, I think the show is extremely heavily edited and very scripted. She can't be as bad as she's being portrayed, I too think the tender bits are being edited out. I would like to have seen where she's decent to Chloe as she seems to actively dislike her just because she hates her mum.

TheSecondOfHerName · 11/06/2016 22:23

The ones being shown on 5* have gone back to the beginning of Season 1 for some reason.