Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Who was is said the short one always goes, that doesn't bode well for Joe!

I ate my OH's Hotel Chocolat City caramel bunnies that I had bought him for a treat. I blame their cute little bow ties, bastards.

Also --- Katsu when said by some folk sounds like 'catsick' to my ears......

Evening all. I fecking hate the false time pressure shite, just bolleaux. So Will Weedon, Adele a lovely older guy and someone else. Anyone got a line for popcorn?

Hehe four. As bad as me and my huge chocolate bunny who is no more

Ooh I like this round!

I bloody love crab.

It's a right fiddle cracking it all open though.

I predict crab ravioli, chocolate tarte or bread and butter pud.

Yeah I love crab too but prepping it well in an hour would be tough.

Hmmmm.... not sure I would like crab cakes on a bed of leeks but maybe that's just me.

Crab tian sounds lovely

Yes but fritter again...

Or a chocolate fondue....

Nope, there's the bread and butter pud!

not fondue! Fondant I meant (I think)

Bingo: outside of my comfort zone (said Joe)

So who's going then... think it's chocolae pud man but do think it should be Joe because crab and mustard sauce sounds v yuk to me...

Yeah I think probably Joe

Bye Joe

And he is the shortest so ...

Oh!

Joe gets to fight another day... wonder what concoctions he'll come up with for the past finalists can't imagine

Yeah crab wins over bread pudding. As it should be.

Ooh er. This show isn't good for my diet

I'm allergic to passion fruit :-(

Love the sound of passion fruit profiteroles.

Dhruv's back