Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

If they save Cai, I'm sueing the BBC

He has a chair at his Age? Really?

Yeah you screwed it up mate.

Thats what I thought too re Cae

Mom this looks nice

Mmmm

A Chair in 'medical equipment' or something at an ex poly (mee-ow)

Good for Julie

I wanted to say ' cheese - I'm here' fab

Why does that critic have straw for hair?

Professor of wee bowls?

We want real plates!

Professor Of Pipettes

This looks the biz

Nooo, Words, professor of trusses.
Evening, late, not pissed at all.
I'm getting the idea there is a cheesy theme.

Yes slinky, cheese all the way

That's a bit weird, Gregg

Greg is such a peeve for Natasha isn't he

It's like in his head he's rubbing his boner knees and thinking "a pretty girl with pudding, get on me"

Whoo what's gannin' on with critic's jacket?
Oh cai's looked like sick. Excellent.

Who does Chris remind me of? It's really bugging me.

Julie will go through for now, and run out of steam next week

CSI

What? Sorry.

Shame about Katie as she did so well in the first round.

Yay Julie!
Will this year be the year of proper non wanky cooks? who am I kidding?