X FACTOR-27/9 The week the Rugby confuses everything and moves things to SUNDAY!

[Raahh]

I am still suffering, but not so much, and then I got all confused by the missing X factor.

I actually thought it had been pulled for being shit, but then came to my senses. :-)

More boot camp this week , I think. Can it be worse than last week? how many more will go through after forgetting the words?

ooh, the security bloke was nice.

It's dark now. Will Simon take his sunnies off... oh yes he has! Bout time!

He sounds like when I had laryngitus

Dear me.

Dear God what was that!

Have they put something in the water to make everyone really strange?

'How did he get through' said dd1.

And Simon.

And what happened to the woman from the very beginning of the auditions who was twerking? Has she been silently forgotten?

Well the judges put them all through.

This must be the weirdo section

What is it with all this terrible singing at this point in the competition?

it wasn't unique.

It was shit.

hth.

Oh yes. I'd deffo snog the security guy

Oh no, more falsetto, god help us

No actually Cheryl I really don't think Ed Sheeran is soulful

He was lush, squoosh. An hour of him being all security conscious, that I would watch.

Tonight, someone decided that they would do arty shots of the artists leaning against trees, and then get everyone to do something "unique" and "memorable", and generally screech.

Come on Ché, end the weirdo streak.

Ye gods, he's only 18. I thought he was in the Overs category

Noooo nooo noooo

I bet it says Colin on his birth cert rather than Ché

Caught a glimpse of security guy. Yess yesss yesss

squoosh hahaha yes!

squoosh

Ordinarily, I would agree.

Except there are two under 5 at school. Two .

Please tell me when security guy comes on, I need some excitement

Hi, sorry I'm late! I didn't realise it was on at 7 and not 8! and last Sunday I forgot about X factor completely so I probably don't even know who any of the contestants are.

Tesco Che, every little helps