X FACTOR-27/9 The week the Rugby confuses everything and moves things to SUNDAY!

[Raahh]

I am still suffering, but not so much, and then I got all confused by the missing X factor.

I actually thought it had been pulled for being shit, but then came to my senses. :-)

More boot camp this week , I think. Can it be worse than last week? how many more will go through after forgetting the words?

I get the feeling we are meant to love Sean, or else we are being non-PC or something. Like that Conchita one, off Eurovision.

I hate being manipulated like that- if he was a woman singing it, it would just be dull, Beyonce warbly shit. And we wouldn't have to like it.

I'm more than happy to admit I find it unbearable, Raahh, if it helps.

I'm wondering if artists these days get paid per note- hence the need for muchos melisma?

Clearly the Beatles were paid to keep it brief.

Thanks, Liney

Now, Anton is trying too hard to come out of the shadows. I bet he was a real diva of a backing artist.

Totally agree Raahh regarding Sean

Anton is a thumb sucker I suspect.

He is quite scary. He realises he is not playing to the cheap seats, and the judges are a few feet away?

God, what's wrong with me. i don't like this either. It's just harsh shouting to me.

This is another rambler of a song.

I'm bored.

Hideous.

Any time you like with the old tune there Anton. Just a tune, any tune will do.

noel

Rousette- they are all singing such annoying shouty songs. 'Torch songs' - without actual tunes.

Can someone do Agadoo ?

Oh god, this lot annoyed me in audition. I'm just a grumpy caaaahhhh tonight

ooh, looks, it's a Alien- with all their ready made 'personalities'

Something from the future?

The bargain bin in Asda?

I wasn't listening to something on the radio the other day and they were talking about Grayson Perry's live X-Factor tweets being quite scathing.
The presenters said there should be a forum of scathing X-Factor commentary and I thought 'there is one!'

I just want something that doesnt warble and no man falsetto.. you're right Raahh, there's no tune!

She has matched her shoes to her frock.

The tune doesn't match the song, though.

Agadoo? With the dance and everything?

Where the feck are they choosing their songs from??

Ugly Ed Sheeran.

Bless.

He does look like he needs a puppet, though. Like Orville, who is currently orphaned.

Whitney Dean's mum next.

Right so the earrings are reaching comedy proportions now.

I think I like Monica.

It will depend on the song choice. First hint of Bey/J-Hud etc and I'm out.