X FACTOR 2015! New Series starts this weekend -SAT 29th/SUN 30th 8.00pm

[Raahh]

...prompted by Hearts- here is the first thread of the year. It's traditional, innit. Even if this year, I am finding it very hard to get enthused.

So- what do we think of the new judges?
Are we happy they have got rid of the room auditions? -no--
What ubiquitous song will the acts sing in the auditions?
Will we miss Dermot dancing? Or will Strictly winner Caroline do the honours probably

It's all in the ARENA this year- apparently with props, and whatever else the acts want to bring along. Maybe even a tune, if we are lucky. It is going more and more BGT.

So, Autumn is now officially on it's way, it's nearly time for the Christmas John Lewis ad...

are we ready to face the music?

Revs- I hope new baby will have an X Factor themed name. It's mandatory.
mine didn't

Revs, call babe Maloney, you know you want to.

80's- i think it might be on tomorrow!

I remember being really excited a couple of years ago that my C section was booked in for a Tuesday so I didn't have to miss an X Factor episode

Raahh, you man you didn't call your baby nanfucker? What is wrong with you woman!

Looks at tv guide, punches air! The nights are really drawing in

Next week I want to hear about someone's sex encounter with Mickey Flanagan.

Or Jimmy Tarbuck.

Thanks you lot, you've all made a mediocre X-Factor a lot more entertaining!

Jimmy tarbuck. He was good on celebrity squares.

Are those XFactor Xtra presenters are a couple?

I'm watching this on catch up. Cheryl looks ill, skeletal.

I could tell you about my sex session with Roy Orbison's roadie, if I could remember it.

Thank you, funny women, for brightening up a desperate programme.

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Well, given that someone's raised the subject of Celebrity Squares, I can reveal that Bob Monkhouse called the rozzers on me.

But it wasn't cos of any sexytimes. I did not have sexual relations with that man.

Chex will just disappear. There will an empty chair one day but people wont notice

who not sure who the guy is but the woman is Rochelle from The Saturdays. She's married to one of the JLS guys so no not a couple

I love the Bob Monkhouse story

Jumping in for tonight's!

I whizzed through it on catch up. What a load of shit it was without this thread!

I'm here! Only just caught up on yesterday's episode..

In fairness it was horrific so not like I missed a lot...

Is it wrong to hope nanfucker comes back for another run??

I have alcohol and do ready for tonight's episode. Surely will make it more bearable

If your aiming for bearable you might want to knock back a couple of shots first!! :D

I'm not convinced about Rita or the comedian chap, who are they? It needs Dermot back.

Evening all.

I have replenished my alcohol supplies.

Evening all! I've taken my drugs and got my fizzy water!